I received a letter today...
"Dear Mr Farquhar,
We are pleased to hear that you are a great admirer of Nespresso and George Clooney. However, Mr Clooney has become concerned about your regular references to swilling his sweet liquid around your mouth etc.
While Mr Clooney is chuffed that you enjoy your daily cup of his hot bitter liquid, he would be grateful if you could desist in describing it in such terms as he finds it deeply disturbjng.
On a happier note, Mr Clooney would like it known that he is barely 2 years from his free bus pass, and looks forward to joinjng the Retirement Thread when the time comes.
Yours faithfully ,
Charles Catflap. Sweet, Sticky and Innuendo Solicitors. "