The Retirement Thread

[screenman]

Good news! My Search and rescue team have decided to start a mountain bike unit. As I'm already trained as an instructor, and deliver training to other teams I've been asked to lead on it. Kewl!

There used to be a mountain rescue team that met every Tuesday in our local pub.

 

[Drago]

Or were they in the pub all the time, but you only visited every Tuesday? Knowing SAR operators as I do that seems the more likely scenario.

 

[welsh dragon]

I was watching a advert for a game show and they had a joke.

Man goes into a chemist and says to the assistent. "I would like some Viagra. Can i get it over the counter?"

The assistent replies " that depends on how many you take."

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I was watching a advert for a game show and they had a joke.

Man goes into a chemist and says to the assistent. "I would like some Viagra. Can i get it over the counter?"

The assistent replies " that depends on how many you take."

The oldies are the best.

 

[welsh dragon]

The oldies are the best.

I know. I am very childish.

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning chaps. A dark windy day here.

 

[PaulSB]

I'm back

Very wet and windy here, must be a bank holiday though I forgot till I put the news on.

I felt I needed a break from the web so used a trip to the Edinburgh Fringe and a cycling trip to the Lakes to do this. Both excellent and have another Lakes trip planned for next weekend.

Big news is No.1 child** moves out to his new house on Friday

** I hesitate to use the word son as his slobbish look after me behaviour suggests he's yet to pass 12!!

 

[screenman]

Not a clue about the weather as I am still in bed, any clues on how I can talk Pam into selling the house and moving into a van full time.

 

[welsh dragon]

Not a clue about the weather as I am still in bed, any clues on how I can talk Pam into selling the house and moving into a van full time.

No chance.

 

[Drago]

May clean the car. May not.

 

[GM]

Morning all. Another one still in bed, not for long though my breakfast is calling.

@screenman it's a lovely area around Shrewsbury, we both fell in love with a house we saw in the Church Stretton area when we were looking last November, we're kicking ourselves for not steaming in at the time.

 

[Paulus]

another day in paradise, breakfast has been eaten, the dog walked, and some diy done in the form of a carpet bar between the hall carpet and the bathroom flooring has been cut to size and installed.. Now a few domestics and then up to the pub for a couple of ales whilst getting some fruit for our healthy lifestyle

 

[Dave7]

More lousy weather here so another enforced chill day.
Breakfast is a healthy bowl of mixed fresh fruit with fat free yogurt.
Washed down with a glass of orange juice.........
And would you believe someone has put a slug of Vodka in it. You cant trust anyone can you

 

[Dirk]

I tripped up that step again!

...... any clues on how I can talk Pam into selling the house and moving into a van full time.

Just do it and don't tell her......

 

[classic33]

I tripped up that step again!

Just do it and don't tell her......

Spill anything?