classic33
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They're there still, only much, much smaller.
And they cost more.
The Retirement Thread
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And they cost more.
Whatever happened to white dog poo?
classic33
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They promised thunderstorms and flooding here at 15:00 hrs. It never got here.
However the local council have drawn up plans for how they'll be dealing with the snow when it arrives this month. They've even held meetings on it, this time last week.
classic33
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Where'd you buy that!
pawl
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- Desford Leicestershire
PaulSB
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- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Hopefully picked up and taken home.
PaulSB
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- Chorley, Lancashire
I have always disapproved of cyclists who throw banana skins in the hedge. Pretty much all my companions know this and restrain their instincts in my presence.
Things I have learned today? Got home, emptied jersey pockets, kit in machine, went for a shower, dressed and started a tidy round. Thinks 🤔 where did I put that banana skin? Checks recycling bin. Nope. Oh shite!!!!! Dashes to washing machine. Feck it!!!
So things I have learned today? Banana skin disintegrates in a washing machine.
Sorted before Mrs P got home. 🤫
Things I have learned today? Got home, emptied jersey pockets, kit in machine, went for a shower, dressed and started a tidy round. Thinks 🤔 where did I put that banana skin? Checks recycling bin. Nope. Oh shite!!!!! Dashes to washing machine. Feck it!!!
So things I have learned today? Banana skin disintegrates in a washing machine.
Sorted before Mrs P got home. 🤫
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rustybolts
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- Ireland
You're right , I remember loads of white dog poo many years ago when dogs got big butchers bones to chew , full of calcium , which made the poo white .Hardly ever see a dog chewing bones now . There used to tremendous "rugby matches " cuts and snarling over which dogs on the street owned the bones. People let their dogs out in the morning going to work and dogs roamed around till evening. Very different times.
From the white dog poo shop.
numbnuts
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- Gone over the hill and far away
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"Me Hat"
O’Toole stunned the priest one Sunday by showing up at mass for the first time in living memory. Afterward, the priest asked O’Toole what had made him finally come to mass.
O’Toole looked the priest in the eye and said, “Father, I cannot lie to you. I lost me good hat, and I know old Dunne has a hat just like it. I thought I’d leave mass early, and just take along old Dunne’s hat from the hat rack, sort of 'by mistake,' if you know what I mean.”
“But I see you’re still hatless,” said the priest. “What changed your mind, O’Toole?”
“Your sermon on the ten commandments, Father,” O’Toole replied.
“Ah,” said the priest. “So when you heard the commandment 'Thou shalt not steal,' you decided not to take Dunne’s hat for yourself.”
“Not exactly, Father,” said O’Toole. “When you mentioned the one about not committing adultery, I remembered where I left me hat.”
O’Toole stunned the priest one Sunday by showing up at mass for the first time in living memory. Afterward, the priest asked O’Toole what had made him finally come to mass.
O’Toole looked the priest in the eye and said, “Father, I cannot lie to you. I lost me good hat, and I know old Dunne has a hat just like it. I thought I’d leave mass early, and just take along old Dunne’s hat from the hat rack, sort of 'by mistake,' if you know what I mean.”
“But I see you’re still hatless,” said the priest. “What changed your mind, O’Toole?”
“Your sermon on the ten commandments, Father,” O’Toole replied.
“Ah,” said the priest. “So when you heard the commandment 'Thou shalt not steal,' you decided not to take Dunne’s hat for yourself.”
“Not exactly, Father,” said O’Toole. “When you mentioned the one about not committing adultery, I remembered where I left me hat.”
classic33
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Hold that thought, for when it doesn't stop!It's started raining. Hooray.First rain for 8 weeks
