The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

hah, cant drink as im on fentanyl patches

Bloody hell. Ive just googled it It seems they can kill you if you just look at them wrong. The list of things you cannot do or take while on Fenyanyl is scary.Whatever your problem is I hope it improves quickly.

 

[roadrash]

@Dave7 yeah its enough to put you off them ,I use them because of spinal problems and associated nerve damage.

 

[derrick]

Another pick from today.

 

[jongooligan]

hmm pork pie with brown sauce, bloody good it was too

Pork pies + brown sauce. Whats not to like

Flipping heck! Not this again.

Pork pies need English mustard (and beer is pretty good too @Dirk but not absolutely necessary).

 

[jongooligan]

Back from hossy. We've decided that when Mrs Ds motability contract ends later this year were going to tell them to shove it - its 80 quid a month cheaper to buy and insure the same car, and she'd have something to show for it.

Do you have the option to buy the motability car? You know how it's been driven, you know how it's been looked after - could be worth keeping mebbe?

 

[roadrash]

@Drago, don't forget you also get V.E.D., servicing , new tyres and repairs in the contract, make sure you've done your sums properly first

 

[Dave7]

Flipping heck! Not this again.

Pork pies need English mustard (and beer is pretty good too @Dirk but not absolutely necessary).

If, and its a VERY BIG if, you MUST have mustard then it should be French.
But it REALLY should be brown sauce.

 

[Dirk]

If, and its a VERY BIG if, you MUST have mustard then it should be French.
But it REALLY should be brown sauce.

Sorry! The only acceptable accompaniment, apart from English mustard, is Piccalilli.

 

[Drago]

Do you have the option to buy the motability car? You know how it's been driven, you know how it's been looked after - could be worth keeping mebbe?

I dont know buddy. We wouldnt buy it anyway - its a decent enough drive, but its had a persistent clutch fault that has required 2 replacements, and it's already starting to judder again. It ain't Mrs D, shes an ex plod pursuit driver and very good wheel woman, and I barely drive it at all myself, and convincing Kia it even had a fault in the first place took some doing, although we finally got an acknowledgement and apology when it suddenly lost all drive at about 2000 miles old.

 

[derrick]

The hotel car park is full of pro teams.

 

[Drago]

Hey, Derrick, I didn't know you was a chick! Who's the old geezer on your arm?

 

[screenman]

Hey, Derrick, I didn't know you was a chick! Who's the old geezer on your arm?

That is Dave r he went out for a slightly longer ride than normal, he is back home again now though.

 

[Drago]

Ah, didnt recognise Dave after the leg transplant.

 

[Drago]

Good grief, just been an advert on TV trying to sell me some vaginal dryness!

 

[screenman]

Good grief, just been an advert on TV trying to sell me some vaginal dryness!

Is this the slow build up to something you want to tell us.