The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Good grief, just been an advert on TV trying to sell me some vaginal dryness!

Is this the slow build up to something you want to tell us.

That he is a big girly maybe

 

[172traindriver]

Good morning. Its a lovely morning, ideal for a bike ride, and I can't fit one in today.

Weather forecast for the rest of the week seems good

 

[172traindriver]

Remember the old days when you just turned up at the ground and paid the man on the turnstile.

You still can at non league

 

[172traindriver]

Off for the weekly shop at ALDI & LIDL in Bideford this morning.
Got to repair a fence which started swaying in the wind last night and cut the lawns later.

lawn mowing already?

 

[172traindriver]

I am back from shopping in the metropolis known as Newtown. Went to throw some rubbish in the bin, forgot the shopping was by the back door, ended up twisting, fell over the shopping and ended up going through the door and landed on my arse outside on the ground.

Any damage to the ground?

 

[172traindriver]

No return to the shops required then?

Any reports of earthquakes in mid Wales?

 

[172traindriver]

That he is a big girly maybe

You seem amused

 

[172traindriver]

I'm fine thanks. Just my pride is hurt.

Given us all a good laugh

 

[welsh dragon]

Any damage to the ground?

Cheek. No, but my bum hurts now as i landed on it.

 

[172traindriver]

No chance thank god.

Shame, would have been good viewing

 

[welsh dragon]

Given us all a good laugh

I do my best to do that.

 

[Drago]

I net she was like Nora Batty, all wrinkled stock,ings and legs in the air!

 

[welsh dragon]

I net she was like Nora Batty, all wrinkled stock,ings and legs in the air!

Thank god i was wearing jeans.

 

[classic33]

Flipping heck! Not this again.

Pork pies need English mustard (and beer is pretty good too @Dirk but not absolutely necessary).

You dunk your pork pies!!

 

[172traindriver]

I hope you were wearing clothes young man.

You seem rather interested in this?