The Retirement Thread

[numbnuts]

I've just walked 7 miles in the dark

 

[172traindriver]

And i am third. Spent another night listening to the wind and rain. Bring on the spring.

You are wet and windy very often

 

[172traindriver]

Yesterday I brought in a box from the shed into the kitchen and this popped out, bought two mouse traps and set then up found this, this morning Yeah KILLER ME

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I prefer my electric chair for mice (well its battery operated actually)

 

[classic33]

You are wet and windy very often

The outlook for next week looks dry "as the weather settles down".

 

[172traindriver]

The outlook for next week looks dry "as the weather settles down".

About time

 

[172traindriver]

Good morning, A tad damp here. My Facebook memories page showed a very old photo this morning, me at 16.


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Little charmer

 

[172traindriver]

Well thats lunch sorted, what will you have for tea?

If he caught his bigger cousin ratty, that would have done nicely

 

[172traindriver]

Ahhh. What a baby face you had.

Bet you would have fallen for his charms

 

[172traindriver]

I've just walked 7 miles in the dark

No torch?

 

[Drago]

Bag on your head again?

 

[Drago]

Why men shouldn't give advice...

Dear John,
I hope you can help me, The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husbands help.
When I got back I couldn't believe my eyes, he was in our bed with the neighbors daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbors daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they'd been at it for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help.
Sincerely Sheila

Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking there is no debris in the fuel line. If its clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem. It could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John

 

[screenman]

I am first, sounds quiet out there right now so maybe a ride later, I must try to remove my cycling a bit more.

Also some horrible creature has stuck a cold sore on my lip overnight, so that is another 10 days of it feeling uncomfortable.

 

[Drago]

Second. I dont feel right, tired and a bit queasy. Gotta take Mrs D to hossy again later.

 

[welsh dragon]

Why men shouldn't give advice...

Dear John,
I hope you can help me, The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husbands help.
When I got back I couldn't believe my eyes, he was in our bed with the neighbors daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbors daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they'd been at it for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help.
Sincerely Sheila

Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking there is no debris in the fuel line. If its clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem. It could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John

Bad boy Mr Drago.

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning folks. It isn't raining. Well not yet anyway. Shopping day for me. Yuck. A fifty mile round trip. Bleh.