The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

Bloody bloody predictive text.
Why don't you bugger off.

3 degrees and the rain now hitting the windows! I feel a snuggle under the duvet coming on soon.

 

[classic33]

Not nice when the cold seems to get through to the bones.

Never bothered me!

 

[PaulSB]

Bloody bloody predictive text.
Why don't you bugger off.

Well I've tried to work out what 5 Feb was changed from..........

........it's peeing down and cold so I need occupying.

We are supposed to be going to a light festival in Blackburn this evening. I can see that being a big coat job.

 

[Dave7]

3 degrees and the rain now hitting the windows! I feel a snuggle under the duvet coming on soon.

I am on my way

 

[welsh dragon]

Well I've tried to work out what 5 Feb was changed from..........

........it's peeing down and cold so I need occupying.

We are supposed to be going to a light festival in Blackburn this evening. I can see that being a big coat job.

I am not changing it now on principle

 

[Dave7]

Never bothered me!
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Have you been on a diet??

 

[Dave7]

@Mo1959 I have just come off the M74. Can you give me directions please

 

[welsh dragon]

STALKER alert

 

[Dave7]

STALKER alert

Oh dear. I thought I had sent mo a pm. Oh dear oh dear

 

[classic33]

Have you been on a diet??

One of those that appear on the internet from time to time. Guarantees you'll weigh less than before you started, or your money back.

 

[classic33]

You are in Lincoln. Is Doncaster not a pain to get to?
I always associate Doncaster with sunny Scunny.
I will have to look at the map.

Doncaster is part of Scotland, legally.

 

[Mo1959]

@Mo1959 I have just come off the M74. Can you give me directions please

Lol. Waste of time asking me for directions. I can get lost in a car park!

 

[Dave7]

Lol. Waste of time asking me for directions. I can get lost in a car park!

Mo.....you have broken my heart.
I am in the service station. No fuel and I rushed out without my money or plastic. I have a puncture. I have no jacket. I am freezing cold and soaking wet. I had no lunch and am now starving.
I tried to thumb a lift but a passing car broke my wrist.
Is there nothing you can do to help

 

[welsh dragon]

Mo.....you have broken my heart.
I am in the service station. No fuel and I rushed out without my money or plastic. I have a puncture. I have no jacket. I am freezing cold and soaking wet. I had no lunch and am now starving.
I tried to thumb a lift but a passing car broke my wrist.
Is there nothing you can do to help

I can recommend a good therapist if that's any help to you.

 

[Dirk]

Mo.....you have broken my heart.
I am in the service station. No fuel and I rushed out without my money or plastic. I have a puncture. I have no jacket. I am freezing cold and soaking wet. I had no lunch and am now starving.
I tried to thumb a lift but a passing car broke my wrist.
Is there nothing you can do to help

Sounds like yer fooked mate.