The Retirement Thread

[BoldonLad]

Huge benefit of an electric car is that you can switch the heating on via an app half an hour before you leave, it’s pure luxury!

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Yes, my Toyota hybrid does that, a great idea, no more clearing ice/frost off the windows.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

We have a slight covering of snow here.

Its only 13 deg in my living room so I have made the executive decision to light a fire it feels warmer just seeing it even before it starts to heat the place.

That is seriously cold!

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Wouldn't that mean you listen to crap modern stuff ?

That's like me saying 60's music is crap - which is patently absurd. No offence intended.

 

[Dave7]

That's like me saying 60's music is crap - which is patently absurd. No offence intended.

That is true. 1,000 apologies.
May I rephrase it.
Doesn't that mean listening to lots of modern stuff ?

 

[Dave7]

You just can't trust anyone.
While having a doze someone has nicked my Christmas tree

 

[classic33]

You just can't trust anyone.
While having a doze someone has nicked my Christmas tree

Done whilst you were at home as well.
Could you describe the tree that was taken?

 

[Dave7]

Done whilst you were at home as well.
Could you describe the tree that was taken?

I have a very full and accurate description as it was, in my opinion, unique.
It was green.
It was between 2' & 4' tall.
It was pointed at the top.
It had a star at the top.
It had lots of baubles.
That should help the police catch the perpetrators.

 

[classic33]

I have a very full and accurate description as it was, in my opinion, unique.
It was green.
It was between 2' & 4' tall.
It was pointed at the top.
It had a star at the top.
It had lots of baubles.
That should help the police catch the perpetrators.

Lights?

 

[Drago]

Went back to bed for a cuddle with Bruce and to give my back a rest, but its still killing me. If I try to move in any direction it's agony.

 

[Dave7]

Lights?

No lights

 

[classic33]

No lights

No lights!
You sure it was a Christmas tree that was taken.
What colour was the star? Was there only the one entrance/exit the person(s) responsible could have used?

 

[classic33]

He'll have nodded off, again!
They'll have the socks of his feet this time.

 

[Dave7]

No lights!
You sure it was a Christmas tree that was taken.
What colour was the star? Was there only the one entrance/exit the person(s) responsible could have used?

This reporting malarkey is difficult. Are you sure you are a proper bobby ?
You got me bang to rights guv, it did indeed have lights..... dead soz like.
3 possibly exit doors ie front, back and patio.

 

[classic33]

This reporting malarkey is difficult. Are you sure you are a proper bobby ?
You got me bang to rights guv, it did indeed have lights..... dead soz like.
3 possibly exit doors ie front, back and patio.

Could it have just "upped its roots and left on its own?

 

[Dave7]

Could it have just "upped its roots and left on its own?

Its been snowing here all day. I have checked outside and there are no root tracks to be seen.
I will put it out of my mind, otherwise I won't sleep tonight.
Thank you for your expert advice.