The Retirement Thread

[postman]

We have booked our summer holiday

a cruise round the Scottish Islands in a small boat

My wife is thinking of taking her dominos - she used to play in a proper team

she says we can play on the boat and if another couple want we could have a foursome

to be honest I didn;t think it was that kind of a cruise!!

Why did I think of the word Oars when I read small boat.

 

[Dave7]

Why did I think of the word Oars when I read small boat.

And there was me thinking of small boat, p*ssing down and they're all playing topless dominos.
It might be a new trend

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

And there was me thinking of small boat, p*ssing down and they're all playing topless dominos.
It might be a new trend

I need to stop thinking about playing dominos with topless women of my age

Let's just say that ladies my age do not look quite like the ones on those videos a lad sent me after I met him on holiday many years ago!!!!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Just watching an episode of Ambulance on the TV

so far they have had 3 calls off road and they have asked them to install what3words to find their location

so - just in case - I have done that now so if I fall off I can tell them quickly

and if I come across someone in trouble I can get their location easily as well


Just thought I would mention it as a lot of people on here might benefit from it if something happened

 

[Mike Ayling]

Saw our travel agent yesterday. We are booked on a Danube and Rhine cruise from Budapest leaving MEL on May 10.
Anyway our original carrier Quatar has cancelled so we are rebooked on Singapore Air which avoids the Middle East but it is costing an additional AUD 4,000 for the two of us. Thank you Donny T!