The Retirement Thread

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Exlaser2

Veteran
What the feck are the red things in the current ad displaying on my page? :laugh:


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I used to think the banner at the top of the page used some clever algorithm to try and sell you stuff based on your search history .
BUT I now realise it just posts stuff based on who is paying to advertise this month. ie this morning all I have is wall to wall dogfood.
I’ve never ever searched for dog food for the main reason we have never had a dog 😀😀.
 

PaulSB

Squire
I used to think the banner at the top of the page used some clever algorithm to try and sell you stuff based on your search history .
BUT I now realise it just posts stuff based on who is paying to advertise this month. ie this morning all I have is wall to wall dogfood.
I’ve never ever searched for dog food for the main reason we have never had a dog 😀😀.
It certainly used to as I would frequently get ads aimed at stuff I had Googled. I was always amused by the advertisers trying to sell me something I had already ordered or dismissed as not wanted. An utter waste of their time, effort and money.

This morning I have wall to wall watches. I haven't worn a watch in 40 or more years. I have a very nice one somewhere. It's hand wound. The problem is if I wear a watch it will begin to show the wrong time, run slow, fast etc. Leave it to one side on a shelf and it's perfect......................I think my natural animal magnetism is the cause.
 

PaulSB

Squire
Good morning. The forecast is 90% rain and 12-15mph winds. We have clear skies, sun and no breeze. My bike is sat in the yard waiting for me. I can hear her purring with delight in anticipation of the ride that is ahead of us. Anthropomorphism rules. OK.

We did have more rain. 8-10mm again. The growers will be delighted. This is the golden level of rain, gentle, over a prolonged period so every drop is captured and soaks in to the soil. Good news.

Right. I'm off. I need to get my kit on, fill bottles, prepare snacks. It's a great route today into the Ribble Valley, the one downside is a really slow guy is joining us. This is a problem. If we don't announce we're riding we look mean and anti-social. If we do we get someone turn up who simply isn't up to the ride. I suspect we won't wait as we're all sick to death of it. The older we get...................
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
I used to think the banner at the top of the page used some clever algorithm to try and sell you stuff based on your search history .
BUT I now realise it just posts stuff based on who is paying to advertise this month. ie this morning all I have is wall to wall dogfood.
I’ve never ever searched for dog food for the main reason we have never had a dog 😀😀.

Maybe you have asked google to suggest a cheaper recipe for tea ?
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
I checked my butt.. Several inches have been added but not as much as I'd hoped 😔
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
For those who have forgotten what damp ground is like........
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