The Rules (according to CycleChat)

[Mad Doug Biker]

We need a policy where if you are mean about anyone's choice of attire then you will instantly be banned with no come back!



DISCLAIMER: I own no Sandals, and probably wont ever, but I fail to understand what the big problem people have with them is.

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

. Where Rule 5 = cake is superceded by beer, Rule 5 becomes Rule xbc. Where Rule 6 supercedes Rule 5 = beer, Rule 5 becomes Rule xcb. Where Rule 6 supercedes Rule 5 = cake.... um... lost it....
oh hell.... can I have cake and beer please (and obviously the lunatic road driver was in the wrong - unless I happen to be in my car).

I like cake and beer (the real proper stuff) and gin. What's the equation for that then?

 

[hopless500]

I like cake and beer (the real proper stuff) and gin. What's the equation for that then?

beer + cake + gin = hangover
(I should clarify - it is no doubt the cake that would cause the problem here )

 

[hopless500]

There was a time when white socks were seen as uncool. Besides, white socks are the sign of a Ned (Chav) here and they get dirtier more easily anyway.

Sorry, I own NO white socks! *Viccies Emoticon*

Oh, they still are , but you are safe. So am I

 

[theclaud]

Have I ever mentioned that I don't like rules?

Interesting. You've not mentioned it before.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Strange...no rules about helmets..

 

[EltonFrog]

I've got 12" but I don't use it as a rule.

Nice to read that joke again, it's been a while.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rule 29: Hot beverages are not permitted to be carried; hot beverages may only be purchased with adequate cake from recognised roadside establishments.

 

[Wobblers]

. Where Rule 5 = cake is superceded by beer, Rule 5 becomes Rule xbc. Where Rule 6 supercedes Rule 5 = beer, Rule 5 becomes Rule xcb. Where Rule 6 supercedes Rule 5 = cake.... um... lost it....
oh hell.... can I have cake and beer please (and obviously the lunatic road driver was in the wrong - unless I happen to be in my car).

I will concede that beer plus cake is an acceptable alternative.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

What about beer flavoured cake?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Strange...no rules about helmets..

Rule 10005. B.1.4 A: Any individual who starts, or even thinks about starting a Helmet Debate will be publically flogged by the nearest group of CC members.

The only way to avoid a flogging is if you were urinating on the offside leg of a Belgian at the time of writing, which will, inevetably raise even more questions than it solves, but hey, look at it this way, at least it'll make for an interesting thread!

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Rule 30: Followers of the rules are to be aware that like the velominati, the rules are genuinely satire but may appear serious at a glance.

 

[Wobblers]

What about beer flavoured cake?

That depends on its ABV...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That depends on its ABV...

Also none of this Wheat, Pale or IPA shite, I want a nice dark cake that I can really sit down and enjoy!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rule 30: Followers of the rules are to be aware that like the velominati, the rules are genuinely satire but may appear serious at a glance.

SHHHH!!

Anyway, I really like your signatures by the way!