The TV cucumber game

[Threevok]

Open all Ours

Welsh people plead with Mark Drakeford to keep pace with English COVID Restriction timescales

 

[Tribansman]

Crimecrotch

Nick Ross introduces a one off special focusing on serial flashers, with Police input from Cressida Dick

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The Tragic Roundabout

Production of the famous Checkov play featuring Vladimir and Estragon making endless circuits of the Hanger Lane gyratory whilst nothing happens.

 

[stephec]

The Fast Shop.

Supermarket Sweep/comedy crossover.

Contestants dash round the shop in the style of a rapid fire series of comedy sketches, the winners are the ones who can create the highest number of memorable characters/catchphrases whilst filling their trolley.

 

[Drago]

The Spy at Night.

Astronony show for MI6 agents.

 

[Rezillo]

The Sty At Night

Watch all the rats run around while the pigs sleep.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The Meaning of Wife

Men attempt to ascertain the meaning of the words of their wives. And fail. Again.

 

[Drago]

Day of the Triffic.

Highlights of Rodneys catchphrases from Only Fools and Horses.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Monty Python and the Holy Pail.

Quest for the sacred bucket of King Arthur

 

[Drago]

The Fall and Rise of Veggie Perrin.

Black comedy following the trials and tribulations of a man who has given up eating meat.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Rising Camp

LGBT revolution as Graham Norton leads uprising.

 

[Drago]

Robin's Vest.

Sitcom about a young restaurateur who insists on going shirtless at work. Hilarity ensues!

 

[Rezillo]

The Antics Toadshow.
Herds of toads run riot in the gardens of stately homes.

Gardener's World.
Possibly the most boring sc-fi series ever. Watch the death star take it out in series 2.

Not So Great British Railway Journeys.
Michael Portillo boards the replacement bus service between Shenfield and Liverpool St.

 

[Drago]

Buff the Vampire Slayer.

Drama about a vampire hunter with excellent abs.



Mighty Shi*s.

Documentary focusing on unflushed toilets at the kebab shop.




Good Moaning Britain.

A roundup of the days early news, presented by Officer Crabtree.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The big courgette theory