There's a rat in mi garden what am I gunna do?

[SD1]

Where did you source the cyanide?

Where did he source the cyanide! Pedanticism aside, where did he, source the cyanide?

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'd leave it alone.
Place I stayed in Singapore once, the guy trapped rats in a cage trap then went out and poured boiling water over them.

Sick @~#!! He deserves to suffer a similar fate!

 

[Ern1e]

pffftt.....amatuers.....

Doe,s tha think it will fit on,t bike lad ?

 

[classic33]

Doe,s tha think it will fit on,t bike lad ?

Tow it behind this, no problem. Managed a 22 foot trailer.

 

[classic33]

Where did he source the cyanide! Pedanticism aside, where did he, source the cyanide?

Asking a person a question would not be done with the word "he", it would be "you".

 

[Rural Spaceman]

I think that's why they get called sky rats (pigeons that is) around here lol.

 

[Rural Spaceman]

Where did he source the cyanide! Pedanticism aside, where did he, source the cyanide?

You mean "pedantry" don't you? Or have I fallen into your trap? And I know I shouldn't start a sentence with the word "or". Or the word "and".

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Tis only 41 years ago!

Must have passed me by in my teenage years, although I do remember the W.R.C.C. telling me to Now go wash my hands after using paper so hard it was often used for tracing.

 

[Hyslop]

Yeah but, I'm from the posh bit.

Broomhill,Dore?

 

[Hyslop]

Some big un's down Sheffield way!
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kazzle101/13150940365/

I spent years in that building,there seemed to be quite a number resident in the Politics Dept.Mark you,I once watched one hurtle along the floor,down in the stacks(if anyone understands that "reference"),an otherwise quiet,little used area of the library.

 

[SD1]

Asking a person a question would not be done with the word "he", it would be "you".

So you are not going to tell me then?

 

[SD1]

It's all relative!
Do they play banjo too?
I lived next door to a rat catcher, missnamed because I called him in, he killed the fecker but i had to chuck it - (even a dead rat is scary) which I thought would have been part of the job. What he did was dug up some worms and dipped them in cyanide - hmmn said the rat plop - dead.

Where did he source the cyanide? Is it still available? Me and @classic33 would like to know.

 

[tyred]

Well, if we're gonna get serious-

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Excellent idea but check the terms and conditions of your house insurance first..

 

[User482]

If you have a rats in your garden, then it's because you've made them comfortable. Remove their food and shelter, and they'll find somewhere else. In my case, that meant emptying out the compost bin they'd been nesting in.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The Republic of South Yorkshire has a posh bit?

Not really - they've got a big rat problem apparently.