Things I don't 'get' in this modern world

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Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
Nothing on here really matters, Spinney. I just thought the use of the pejorative was interesting. Adopted is much more neutral, well done.
Thank you so much. I do like being patronised on a friendly chat forum.
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
Especially Scottish chaps, they like frocking up.

I did read a nice story of a kilted Scotsman walking down the road in America somewhere. Local lad loudly exclaimed "look at that faggot in a skirt" Said Scotsman was of "porridge eater" build ie he resembled the highland games strongman on the porridge box. He wandered over, towering over the lads "is there a problem here laddie?" Turned out there wasn't a problem after all
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
Do your cats attack you for no reason occasionally ?
Yep because after all.......................................................................................................They're cats. :crazy: :evil: :becool:
 
Cold, clammy, damp-in-the-mouth pre-pack sandwiches. Bread made of sand. Cemented with clingy, sticky-gunk, "mayonnaise". Improbably coloured. You know - the ones in triangular plastic packs, with the offensive "farm-fresh" kind of label. Made in Middlesbrough, and trucked to Leeds; or made in Leeds and trucked to Middlesbrough.

Revolting. Disgusting. Long live old-fashioned bakers, who pile freshly made rolls with fresh-cut salad, a freshly boiled and sliced egg, and cheese grated that morning - and offer you the choice of salad cream, "mayonnaise", OR NOTHING AT ALL! :rolleyes:
 
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