Things men do really well that women

[colly]

Speaking from personal experience.

Seeming to be holding a conversation whilst doing something else more engaging.

mm, yeh, mm, yeh, yeh, mm, tsk, mm, eh? mm, yeh, mm, I know, yeh, mm, really, I know, tsk, .........................................

Of course eventually we get sussed but for a holding tactic men are pretty good at it.

 

[Mattonsea]

avoiding the unavoidable.

 

[Julia9054]

Throw overarm

Though I believe over arm bowling was invented by a woman.

 

[MontyVeda]

Though I believe over arm bowling was invented by a woman.

it was... if it wasn't for women's cricket, the blokes would still be throwing underarm like a girl

 

[PeteXXX]

.... be ready to go anywhere on time due to excess time spent in shower, deciding what to wear, changing mind, working out what shoes go with frock, putting some slap on, yada yada yada.

Men? Shower, shave, squirt some underarm around and jump into the first set of clothes seen (unless it's what the missus didn't want to wear initially!) Ready in 20 mins, including making a coffee.

 

[TissoT]

Riding a bike !
Also lift/carry a heavy object

 

[Arch]

Blimey, there really are some MCPs on here aren't there?

I suppose it's alright because you're all 'just joking' about things you think women can't do.

The only thing a man can do that no woman can, is possess a Y chromosome and the associated organs.

 

[Saluki]

Read a map.

Now now. I was married to an officer in the RAF and he was bloody useless with a map. Couldn't shoot either for that matter.

I can read a map and give me a compound bow and a quiver full of arrows and I am not too shoddy a shot either.

 

[Arch]

But can you pee up a wall?

I prefer paint or wallpaper to be honest, but I look forward to seeing your new interior decor show....

 

[hopless500]

.... be ready to go anywhere on time due to excess time spent in shower, deciding what to wear, changing mind, working out what shoes go with frock, putting some slap on, yada yada yada.

Men? Shower, shave, squirt some underarm around and jump into the first set of clothes seen (unless it's what the missus didn't want to wear initially!) Ready in 20 mins, including making a coffee.

Na. I can be showered and ready to go in less than 10 minutes

(mind you, you'd not want to take me anywhere cos I'd look like sh*t!)

 

[Andy_R]

Blimey, there really are some MCPs on here aren't there?

I suppose it's alright because you're all 'just joking' about things you think women can't do.

The only thing a man can do that no woman can, is possess a Y chromosome and the associated organs.

hammond or yamaha?

 

[hopless500]

hammond or yamaha?

 

[Paulus]

Blimey, there really are some MCPs on here aren't there?

What is a MCP? Sorry for not knowing Arch.

 

[Octet]

What is a MCP? Sorry for not knowing Arch.

Male Chauvinist Pig - A term used to describe men who have sexist views about members of the opposite sex.

 

[madferret]

What is a MCP? Sorry for not knowing Arch.

Must be Male Chauvinist Pigs? Just guessing.....

EDIT: Cross post with @Octet who beat me to it!