Things men do really well that women

[Hill Wimp]

.... be ready to go anywhere on time due to excess time spent in shower, deciding what to wear, changing mind, working out what shoes go with frock, putting some slap on, yada yada yada.

Men? Shower, shave, squirt some underarm around and jump into the first set of clothes seen (unless it's what the missus didn't want to wear initially!) Ready in 20 mins, including making a coffee.

Total Oblox.

I used to do a role at work where i would sometimes get home with only 4 hours until i had to get up to back out again for work. I got my get up, get ready and get out down to 17 minutes. That included a shower, tea and dressing. Its all about the preparation before you go to bed.

 

[Hill Wimp]

'cept childbirth... you can keep that one.


I am now running away. To hide.

I'm guessing I wont be found. Thats something we are better at too

Really !!!

 

[Hill Wimp]

Now now. I was married to an officer in the RAF and he was bloody useless with a map. Couldn't shoot either for that matter.

I can read a map and give me a compound bow and a quiver full of arrows and I am not too shoddy a shot either.

Yeah i could shoot better than some men i knew and that was with a gun

 

[ThinAir]

Really !!!

Well played, Hill Wimp, well played!

 

[Hill Wimp]

Well played, Hill Wimp, well played!

 

[Saddle bum]

With nuts and screws - "Righty tighty, Lefty losey". Women can't get it
.

 

[Saddle bum]

Peeing up a wall.....

 

[ThinAir]

Check out embarrassing night club photos.com ... This will probably satiate the need for pictures on this topic.

You'll just have to weed through some of society's other degenerates to get to the 'desired' evidence....

 

[surfdude]

we are much better at dancing and picking up attractive members of the opposite sex especially when we are pis*ed .

 

[Globalti]

 

[Saluki]

You spend $33 on a pair of pants? You can get 5 packs of pants for a fiver in Primark!!
Not all women shop like that you know. I loathe shopping, I would rather have Rottweilers chew my toes off than go shopping.

 

[Globalti]

Tsk.... pants means TROUSERS in Amerikay

 

[Saluki]

Tsk.... pants means TROUSERS in Amerikay

Ooops I had forgotten about America

 

[Lullabelle]

You spend $33 on a pair of pants? You can get 5 packs of pants for a fiver in Primark!!
Not all women shop like that you know. I loathe shopping, I would rather have Rottweilers chew my toes off than go shopping.

I have never and will never step foot in a Primark, rottweilers on the other hand are adorable

 

[PeteXXX]

....... know that if you check that round thing on the top of an engine that has '710' written on it actually says 'OIL' if you screw it round a bit. This is where '710' is poured into, not that tiny little hole that is plugged up by a long stick that has max & min etched on it.
(Note: Max & Min are NOT the newest cast members on East Enders)