Things men do really well that women

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Ain't ya got a compass in ya stilettos?

Oi aint got any stilettos. Oi don't never want to have none.
My main enjoyment gained from stilettos is sniggering at people teetering around on them in our local when they come in for a meal. Bloody ridiculous things :headshake:
 

fimm

Veteran
Location
Edinburgh
Oi!
I can read a map, and am an excellent procrastinator. I always use the handbrake on hills, while my boyfriend prefers to ride the clutch. I'll leave the peeing up the wall to him, though.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Oi aint got any stilettos. Oi don't never want to have none.
My main enjoyment gained from stilettos is sniggering at people teetering around on them in our local when they come in for a meal. Bloody ridiculous things :headshake:
Does that mean you actually want some?
 
Does that mean you actually want some?

No. It's a triple negative which makes it a negative :tongue:
 

Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
Oi!
I can read a map, and am an excellent procrastinator. I always use the handbrake on hills, while my boyfriend prefers to ride the clutch. I'll leave the peeing up the wall to him, though.

Me too! I'm a really, really good procrastinator, I'll have you know. What do you think I'm doing typing this?
 

Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
Working. I'm still trying to work at gone 6.30 because I've been procrastinating most of the day.

Told you I was good at it!
 
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