Things men do really well that women

[EltonFrog]

I'm very good at map reading I'll have you know. Just as well, because my sense of direction is crap.

Ain't ya got a compass in ya stilettos?

 

[hopless500]

Ain't ya got a compass in ya stilettos?

Oi aint got any stilettos. Oi don't never want to have none.
My main enjoyment gained from stilettos is sniggering at people teetering around on them in our local when they come in for a meal. Bloody ridiculous things

 

[Dan B]

generalize?

 

[fimm]

Oi!
I can read a map, and am an excellent procrastinator. I always use the handbrake on hills, while my boyfriend prefers to ride the clutch. I'll leave the peeing up the wall to him, though.

 

[classic33]

Oi aint got any stilettos. Oi don't never want to have none.
My main enjoyment gained from stilettos is sniggering at people teetering around on them in our local when they come in for a meal. Bloody ridiculous things

Does that mean you actually want some?

 

[madferret]

Saying what's wrong rather than causing guesswork........

 

[Thomk]

Season cooking correctly

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Throw overarm

 

[hopless500]

Does that mean you actually want some?

No. It's a triple negative which makes it a negative

 

[hopless500]

Throw overarm

You have a point there

 

[screenman]

I always shut the lid before flushing, last time I checked I was male.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/other-shows/videos/time-warp-toilet-flush.htm

 

[Spinney]

Oi!
I can read a map, and am an excellent procrastinator. I always use the handbrake on hills, while my boyfriend prefers to ride the clutch. I'll leave the peeing up the wall to him, though.

Me too! I'm a really, really good procrastinator, I'll have you know. What do you think I'm doing typing this?

 

[madferret]

Me too! I'm a really, really good procrastinator, I'll have you know. What do you think I'm doing typing this?

More to the point, what are you NOT doing?

 

[Spinney]

Working. I'm still trying to work at gone 6.30 because I've been procrastinating most of the day.

Told you I was good at it!

 

[JtB]

So there's nothing then of any real consequence that us men can do well that women can't :-(