Things people hate league table in Metro today

captain nemo1701

Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
Location
Bristol
Reading it in the Metro today on the bus, I was pleased to see that Nigel Farage at no.3 was more loathed than cat poo. I agree with no.1 - I hate those blasted self-service tills. They don't save you time 'cos you have to queue for them. I morally dislike them as I suspect the real reason is that the supermarkets don't want to pay for anyone on the tills. So, I'm actually doing someone else's job. I wonder if the CEO of Tesco would mind doing my job for a day (out in freezing cold winds & horizontal rain having to deal with stroppy labouring crews).
 

LCpl Boiled Egg

Cuppa splosh please treacle!
So where were cyclists then?
 
Location
Essex
He'll be able to give up driving buses soon and become a TV "personallity". Expect to see him in IACGMOOH or some other Z list celebrity show soon
 

LCpl Boiled Egg

Cuppa splosh please treacle!
Is there a league table of why people don't like the Metro? I'll start with

1) No crossword. What kind of paper doesn't have a crossword?

and I'll throw in

2) Everyone shoves it down the sides of the train seats when they've read it.
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
41. Cyclists who don't ride single file

They reserved the cyclist hatred for a piece about Dave Sherry a couple of pages further on.
apparently he is britains most hated cyclist.

is Magnatom going to be gutted or delighted ?

maybe there should be " tale of tape " comparison to determine who is the most hated ?


yes its Friday and I am killing time before I go home
 

Brandane

Rain; It's not big and it's not clever!
Location
Costa Clyde.
I like the self service tills.
Me too; but long may others hate them. That way they can all stand in a queue waiting for a manned till at my local Tesco "Express"(!!), while I wander up to the queue free self service one and use that. It helps that I don't need fags/lottery tickets/scratch cards and all the other bollox that holds up the queue at the manned counter/till.
 

AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields
apparently he is britains most hated cyclist.

is Magnatom going to be gutted or delighted ?

maybe there should be " tale of tape " comparison to determine who is the most hated ?


yes its Friday and I am killing time before I go home
He's teamed up with Traffic Droid under the alias Sue Perbs to form 'The Justice League of Cyclists'.

Magnatom doesn't stand a chance against that pair.

Perhaps they'll have cycling battles to share on YouTube?
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
He's teamed up with Traffic Droid under the alias Sue Perbs to form 'The Justice League of Cyclists'.

Magnatom doesn't stand a chance against that pair.

Perhaps they'll have cycling battles to share on YouTube?

the office just looked at me for that one. I was laughing really loudly apparently.


why do I have a mental image of Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hoff.......... in my head now
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
I like the self service tills.
We tried to use 1 once in a Tesco fast track place thingy, there was a queue behind us and no one serving, the 1 till we used didn't work properly and so a member of staff had to come over and reset it time and again, had they been working a till then the queue would have disappeared very quickly and there would have been no irate customers cursing the stupidity of it all, 1 woman put her basket down and walked out.
 
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