Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
That's quite a significant change: the largest animal I heard of them eating before was Penguins.
Global warming perhaps.
AFAIK they never ate Penguins
They just couldn't get the wrappers off
That's quite a significant change: the largest animal I heard of them eating before was Penguins.
Global warming perhaps.
Had that plenty of times lol"Get off the fecking pavement"
Had that plenty of times lol
Usually I don't answer, but on one occasion I pointed out the shared path sign.
The answer I got was " it means the road, not the pavement!"
Hopefully, they didn't have a driving licence, or we are all doomed
"Get off the fecking pavement"
Once, when I was on holiday in the Alps, I got shouted at in Gloucestershire English in the middle of Annecy. I was wearing a Gloucester Rugby Club cycling jersey at the time. I'm not a particularly keen follower of the club, but when you are second row forward size it makes sense to get an outsize shirt from your local rugby club when they issue a special edition cycle shirt. In the middle of the park at the end of the lake in Annecy someone yelled "Glawstrrr!" loudly at me. I looked all around but never did have any clue where it came from. 600 miles from home.
Both ridiculously melodramatic over-reactions that might have been appropriate had I casually tossed the severed head of a kitten in their general direction as I passed.. I wonder if they could hear me laughing heartily as I disappered into the distance..
I always keep a bag of kitten heads handy for those kinds of occasions
Yesterday I was moseying along the tow path and came up behind a middle aged couple walking in the same direction; having left just about enough room for me to pass on the right. As I did I ran over a small dry twig that yielded with a bit of a crack - evidently previously unaware of my presence the woman visibly recoiled and exclaimed something, while the bloke let out a tortured and horrified "Oh, god!"
Both ridiculously melodramatic over-reactions that might have been appropriate had I casually tossed the severed head of a kitten in their general direction as I passed.. I wonder if they could hear me laughing heartily as I disappered into the distance..