Like the hob if you put something on it at the side. It doesn't like that, it thinks something has boiled over, so it beeps. Beeps, beeps, farking beeps until you remove the offending item.
It did it today: Beep......beep.....beep, hello you've put the bananas on me, beep, oy, dopey, bananas. It's not the fridge, don't look at the fridge, it's a completely different beep, it's a fridge beep, not a hob beep. Beep.....beep, what's the matter with you, bananas you dimbo, move the bananas. It's not the dishwasher, stop looking at the dishwasher, it's not the microwave either, that gave up beeping hours ago. It's still got the coffee in it though. Beep.......beep......beep, it's not the washing machine, it's not Friday yet, look move the bananas, it's simple, like you! Beep.....beep, no not the coffee machine; I mean have you even made coffee, move the bananas. Actually maybe you should have a coffee, it might kick the brain cell into gear. Beep......beep, nope not the tablet, that just beeps once, I'm only thing in the kitchen that keeps beeping, I thought you'd know that by now. Beep.......beep, bananas, move the farking bananas you dozy article! Oh finally. No don't put the tea towel there.....beep........beep....
Honestly, everything beeps and sometimes you just don't know which machine it is. Why does everything beep, why does it need to beep. They should standardise the beeps so you don't have to wonder around looking for what's beeping. An ISO beep code. It drives me potty.
It did it today: Beep......beep.....beep, hello you've put the bananas on me, beep, oy, dopey, bananas. It's not the fridge, don't look at the fridge, it's a completely different beep, it's a fridge beep, not a hob beep. Beep.....beep, what's the matter with you, bananas you dimbo, move the bananas. It's not the dishwasher, stop looking at the dishwasher, it's not the microwave either, that gave up beeping hours ago. It's still got the coffee in it though. Beep.......beep......beep, it's not the washing machine, it's not Friday yet, look move the bananas, it's simple, like you! Beep.....beep, no not the coffee machine; I mean have you even made coffee, move the bananas. Actually maybe you should have a coffee, it might kick the brain cell into gear. Beep......beep, nope not the tablet, that just beeps once, I'm only thing in the kitchen that keeps beeping, I thought you'd know that by now. Beep.......beep, bananas, move the farking bananas you dozy article! Oh finally. No don't put the tea towel there.....beep........beep....
Honestly, everything beeps and sometimes you just don't know which machine it is. Why does everything beep, why does it need to beep. They should standardise the beeps so you don't have to wonder around looking for what's beeping. An ISO beep code. It drives me potty.