Oh and my mobile phone beeps when the battery runs low, and of course that also happens at around stupid o'clock at night. I try to ignore it, but in the end I can't stand it anymore, stumble out of bed in the freezing cold, rummage around for my phone, stub my toe on something, knock my phone off the chest of drawers, step on it, hobble around the room swearing. Find it by stepping on it again, and switch the blo@dy thing off and throw it hopefully in the direction of the chest of drawers again and hope it lands on top of it and doesn't end up broken. Then I stub my toe again trying to find my way back to bed.