DCBassman
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- The lumpy far South West
Why oh why do some people pick up their specs by the lenses? And then complain they can't see well?
Things that have bothered you for a long time.
- Thread starter Yellow Fang
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Andy in Germany
Guru
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- Freiburg im Breisgau
Why oh why do some people pick up their specs by the lenses? And then complain they can't see well?
I can't read that. Must be some muck on my glasses...
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Yellow Fang
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- Reading
Don't know, but I read she can't wear flat shoes any more because her feet have adapted to high heels.
Chris S
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- Location
- Birmingham
Why did Shakespeare describe humans as apes 200 years before Darwin formulated his theory of evolution?
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Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Can a piece of cloth really protect you from a corona virus?
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
If Radio 4 have people with severe physiological speech defects on their panel shows then why don't nightclubs employ paraplegics as bouncers?
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Why do people when asked about a certain subject say "i'm not a ......myself,but". I'll never forget the toilet cleaner on a tv program many years ago who said "well,i'm not a doctor myself' when asked about the bloke who'd been knocked out by some nutter in the public toilet. No,you don't say, i thought(!) There was me thinking he might've been a GP who had a moonlighting bog attendant job.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
If people from Poland are Poles then why aren't people from Holland Holes?
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Why aren't yellow underpants widely available? They would hide the stains.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Why don't Lidl sell tinned carrots? Aldi do.
NorthernDave
Never used Über Member
- Location
- The real Northern Powerhouse
Hills. What are they all about?
I went out for a ride yesterday, spent three hours slogging up and down them and when I arrived back home I was at exactly the same altitude as when I set off.
It would be much simpler if everything was flat.
I went out for a ride yesterday, spent three hours slogging up and down them and when I arrived back home I was at exactly the same altitude as when I set off.
It would be much simpler if everything was flat.
Balyintegra
Active Member
Dogs smelling other dogs bums.
classic33
Leg End Member
It's their version of a handshake
"When one dog greets another with a nose in the derrière, it's basically getting a brief biography of its new friend, written in scent molecules and pheromones."
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
The Scissor Sisters are an American act so why did they use Cockney rhyming slang (the old joanna plays) in the lyrics to 'I don't feel like dancing'?
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
In films,why when someone(usually in bed asleep)gets shot in the head close up,do they put a pillow over the victim's face? It hasn't bothered me,i'm just curious.
