Things that have bothered you for a long time.

[TheDoctor]

Where do you get sticky backed plastic? Where did you get sticky backed plastic pre-internet?

Woolworths back in the day, Wilko's now.

 

[Drago]

Chumps that don't wear seatbelts. Why aren't we sending them the hospital bill? I dislike paying for their negligence.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Chumps that don't wear seatbelts. Why aren't we sending them the hospital bill? I dislike paying for their negligence.

Same as people who smoke and drink themselves to death - even though there are free schemes to help them....

 

[Lullabelle]

Liquorish Allsorts: does anyone like liquourish?

Me me me me me me

 

[Lavender Rose]

Liquorice is so so DISGUSTING....gtfo

 

[Lullabelle]

Same as people who smoke and drink themselves to death - even though there are free schemes to help them....

My colleague is a smoker and I was stunned when I found out she pays £9.00 for a pack of 20. She asked 1 of the guys in the office to buy her some duty free when comes back of his holiday, whether or not he does remains to be seen, she won't ask me because I have made it very clear that I would never buy those things

 

[Drago]

Same as people who smoke and drink themselves to death - even though there are free schemes to help them....

Yep, that's a good one, and junkies. A creaking NHS wastes a fortune on them.

 

[raleighnut]

Same as people who smoke and drink themselves to death - even though there are free schemes to help them....

We contribute massive amounts of tax into the public coffers though.

 

[night cycler]

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]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARboWFOldA[/media]



".....she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush......" ?????????

But isn`t the lyric Pro blush as in professional?

 

[jefmcg]

But isn`t the lyric Pro blush as in professional?

I've always assumed pro as in prostitute.

(I've seen New York snow since the last time I heard this. "Pure as New York snow" means she's dirty.)

 

[night cycler]

The Toys R Us advert - mainly the lyrics thereof

For years now, I have been unable to decipher the part that sounds like "there's millions of debris all under one roof"
I know I could Google it, but......

It says there`s millions of Geoffries all under one roof.
The Toys R US mascot is a giraffe called Geoffrey.

 

[night cycler]

It ma

I've always assumed pro as in prostitute.

(I've seen New York snow since the last time I heard this. "Pure as New York snow" means she's dirty.)[/QUO

Prostitute or professional-it is not crow.

 

[NorthernDave]

It says there`s millions of Geoffries all under one roof.
The Toys R US mascot is a giraffe called Geoffrey.

The Toys R US mascot was a giraffe called Geoffrey.
Geoffrey is currently exploring new career opportunities and there is a rumour that he'll be appearing in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother.

 

[classic33]

When Cadburys make Dairy Milk, given there's "a glass & a half(of milk) in every bar. Do they use different size glasses based on the bar size?

And have they started using smaller glasses since they started making the bars smaller?

 

[Yellow Fang]

When Cadburys make Dairy Milk, given there's "a glass & a half(of milk) in every bar. Do they use different size glasses based on the bar size?

And have they started using smaller glasses since they started making the bars smaller?

No, they used condensed milk, ha ha, geddit?