Things that you never see on CycleChat

[ColinJ]

Well, some people seem to go to extraordinary lengths.

I spotted a person of extraordinary length on one 2 am visit to the forum ...

I know that the forum is full of proud, upstanding members, but this 'member' was way too proud and very much too upstanding!

Most of the mods must have been asleep at the time. I reported the 'Dick Dastardly' post and went to bed!

 

[slowmotion]

I spotted a person of extraordinary length on one 2 am visit to the forum ...

I know that the forum is full of proud, upstanding members, but this 'member' was way too proud and very much too upstanding!

Most of the mods must have been asleep at the time. I reported the 'Dick Dastardly' post and went to bed!

Oh do tell! Evidence, or it never happened. If white dog poo was involved, I can quite understand your reluctance.

 

[ColinJ]

Oh do tell! Evidence, or it never happened. If white dog poo was involved, I can quite understand your reluctance.

I haven't got any evidence - I don't tend to keep photos of 9-inch penises! No sign of dog poo of any colour ...

 

[classic33]

I spotted a person of extraordinary length on one 2 am visit to the forum ...

I know that the forum is full of proud, upstanding members, but this 'member' was way too proud and very much too upstanding!

Most of the mods must have been asleep at the time. I reported the 'Dick Dastardly' post and went to bed!

It's quiet at that time, with not a lot going on. Normally.

 

[winjim]

I haven't got any evidence - I don't tend to keep photos of 9-inch penises!

There's so much to pick apart in this sentence that I don't really know where to start...

 

[ColinJ]

There's so much to pick apart in this sentence that I don't really know where to start...

It did occur to me to rephrase it!

I neither take nor seek out such photos but some cheeky bugger obviously felt that he needed to show his penile selfie to the world and got away with it for an hour or two.

I have also seen mass advert spamming of the forum in the middle of the night but it had all disappeared by the next day so the mods obviously got stuck in and sorted it out.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Someone who comes back, reports on and discusses the results of their cycling questionnaire.

 

[Mugshot]

Suppliers of quality, real wood kitchens.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Why the answer is 42.

 

[swee'pea99]

A discussion involving mention of fixies without someone going out of their way to stress how they don't see the point.

 

[AndyRM]

A tiny mention of football without 100s of CC members stating how much they hate it.

You spelled "wendyball" wrong.

 

[classic33]

Deborah.
Is she now more than "just three miles away".

 

[Beebo]

..... when some one mentions a celebrity..

Without someone saying I've never heard of them.

Or when TV is mentioned without some one saying 'I haven't got a TV'.

Or an RIP thread with someone saying they never really liked them anyway.
Just don’t bother replying if that’s all you’ve got.

 

[Bazzer]

Someone starting a thread on why indicators would be good for cyclists and then having had some feedback from members, acknowledging the idea was bollox.

 

[jefmcg]

Someone starting a thread on why indicators would be good for cyclists and then having had some feedback from members, acknowledging the idea was bollox.

Or, to generalise, someone saying:

"Oh, I see what you are saying. You are right. I was wrong."