Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Well the tailgate justifiers whining on BBC HYS yesterday about the tailgating clampdown were so entertaining.
Think I'll have another look today.
Think I'll have another look today.
Things you'd like to say, but can't
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
It must be very difficult being you, everything is boring, everyone and everything gets on your nerves, how do you cope from day to day.
Vantage
Carbon fibre... LMAO!!!
- Location
- Behind everyone else, Bolton
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
As an engineer you know how to keep complex systems running like clockwork, but you don't seem to understand the simple concepts of healthy diet and exercise to keep you 'regular' and need Dulcolax as your 'constipation expert' to supply you with potions and suppositories so you can manage to go for a poo ...? 
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Jenkins
Legendary Member
- Location
- Felixstowe
Oh 8ugger - he's back!!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I see that Michael Palin was busy in North Korea, so he was not available for a programme about the Silk Road. Who decided that you were the second twentieth choice?
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
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- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
How long before you get the message.
You're 23. The world does not revolve around you and mummy doesn't have to think for you. You're old enough to shag for convenience, smoke weed, ignore the surgeons who saved your life and spend days in the pub acting like the big man to your mates.
Grow the fark up and get the fark out of our lives.
You're 23. The world does not revolve around you and mummy doesn't have to think for you. You're old enough to shag for convenience, smoke weed, ignore the surgeons who saved your life and spend days in the pub acting like the big man to your mates.
Grow the fark up and get the fark out of our lives.
Vantage
Carbon fibre... LMAO!!!
- Location
- Behind everyone else, Bolton
Soon as I catch you, I'm going to ram the dog crap that your mutt regularly leaves outside my house down your f*****g throat!
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
A couple of people I knew would pick it up and smear it all over the miscreants' front door.
gbb
Legendary Member
- Location
- Peterborough
'Tell em to sod off !!!'
A young woman worker at our company was sitting in the canteen having a coffee, studying her phone, minding her own business.
At the next table are a pair of male and female co-workers. He looked at the lone woman, stared and said something in another language to his female companion, they both looked at her feet and then turned round.
Lone female looked at them puzzled then carried on.
They turned round again, he staring. mentioned something while looking at her shoes again, they carried on like she didn't even exist.
She looked up and stared at them, now looking slightly peed off.
I'm watching all this and it was all I could do not to say anything. But in my head it was...'Tell em to sod off'
Manners....
A young woman worker at our company was sitting in the canteen having a coffee, studying her phone, minding her own business.
At the next table are a pair of male and female co-workers. He looked at the lone woman, stared and said something in another language to his female companion, they both looked at her feet and then turned round.
Lone female looked at them puzzled then carried on.
They turned round again, he staring. mentioned something while looking at her shoes again, they carried on like she didn't even exist.
She looked up and stared at them, now looking slightly peed off.
I'm watching all this and it was all I could do not to say anything. But in my head it was...'Tell em to sod off'
Manners....
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
For that kid getting on a bus is like Ivana Trump using the subway.
What he's after is a lift into town, where he'll go all puppy dog eyed and ask for money, then get smashed, and finally ask to sleep on the sofa.
What he's after is a lift into town, where he'll go all puppy dog eyed and ask for money, then get smashed, and finally ask to sleep on the sofa.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Shove your job up your hole.
I did it more eloquently than that
I did it more eloquently than that
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Underneath the car door handle so it us out of sight, unpleasant surprise but hey ho.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Shut that f#####g thing up!
gbb
Legendary Member
- Location
- Peterborough
'Why would you do that ?'
Car wash, guy in a 63 plate M3 BMW, worth what ?..£10 to £15 k ?...tossed his keys at one of the operatives, a guy of unknown honour, trust, honesty....and walked off to the shops.
I'd love to see what the Insurance company would say if it got damaged. Or worse stolen.
Car wash, guy in a 63 plate M3 BMW, worth what ?..£10 to £15 k ?...tossed his keys at one of the operatives, a guy of unknown honour, trust, honesty....and walked off to the shops.
I'd love to see what the Insurance company would say if it got damaged. Or worse stolen.
