Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Supersuperleeds]

They probably thought the Beatles song was Strowberry Fields!

I have heard some amusing attempts at Mytholmroyd! (For example: My-tha-home-road?!)

How do you pronounce Mytholmroyd?

[Me-tham-royd] where I come from.

Don't get me started on Slaithewaite.

Myth Ol' Mr Od

 

[ColinJ]

To the person who refused to believe that 'Clitheroe' is a real town - it IS. What you didn't seem to realise when you read the name is that it is pronounced Cli-the-roe, and definitely NOT ...



(I'll leave it to your imagination! )

 

[Bromptonaut]

You're fiddling a grand a week off the social and the kids are going hungry because you're too busy getting stoned with your new boyfriend and girlfriend - it's gone way beyond "grassing" hen.

Could you explain how they get a grand a week from the social when the benefit cap is £385?

 

[Donger]

"I quit!" ..... no, hang on, I did say that. Not regretted yet.

 

[ColinJ]

Andrew - PLEASE stop sending me junk emails - I am getting thoroughly sick of them!

I would tell you directly, only you died several years ago ...




(Andrew's email account must have been compromised at some point back then, because he certainly isn't around any longer to send me all this crap himself!)

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Could you explain how they get a grand a week from the social when the benefit cap is £385?

Child care allowance for 3 kids when the mother is claiming she's disabled again.

 

[Donger]

To the person who refused to believe that 'Clitheroe' is a real town - it IS. What you didn't seem to realise when you read the name is that it is pronounced Cli-the-roe, and definitely NOT ...



(I'll leave it to your imagination! )

Were they thinking of Chatteris?

 

[NorthernDave]

Of course it's perfectly fine for you two and your dog to take up 6 of the available 9 seats given how you've spread yourselves around.

 

[ColinJ]

Were they thinking of Chatteris?

Something like...

 

[Edwardoka]

A pity that this thread isn't protected, I have something I'd like to say but there's a non-zero chance of whatever I type here being found - it's not as if this username is very common and there are even fewer with this username who are cyclists and programmers, but since I can't be more specific:

RTFM!

 

[alicat]

S*d off, V*v

I don't need your promise of icy politeness if our paths cross again.

 

[Andy in Germany]

"I am entirely calm and confident about the job applications I've just sent, and will not in any way be like a cat on hot bricks for the next hour"

 

[Bromptonaut]

Child care allowance for 3 kids when the mother is claiming she's disabled again.

I'm still calling BS in a grand a week. Who the hell are you to state pejoratively that she's 'claiming' to be disabled?

Not all disabilities are visible and getting Personal Independence Payment for non visible disability is a tough gig.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I'm still calling BS in a grand a week. Who the hell are you to state pejoratively that she's 'claiming' to be disabled?

Not all disabilities are visible and getting Personal Independence Payment for non visible disability is a tough gig.

I'm her father-in-law and grandfather to her kids. I know her very well.

 

[Bromptonaut]

I'm her father-in-law and grandfather to her kids. I know her very well.

OK, nothing in your post suggested she was known to you other than as somebody you observed. I apologise if I looked a little tactless.

A grand a week though is 97th plus centile exceptional; do some of kids have disabilities too?