Things you'd like to say, but can't

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Stig-OT-Dump, 11 Aug 2010.

  1. MrPie

    MrPie Telling it like it is since 1971

    Perth, Australia
    Bananarama. Cor!
  2. ColinJ

    ColinJ It's a puzzle ...

    Or should we blame the Dexys?

  3. Maverick Goose

    Maverick Goose A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place

    Too rye-aye!:tongue:
    Cavalol likes this.
  4. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Midlands UK
    You have missed your chance, you made a promise and didn't keep so I have taken business elsewhere.
  5. AndreaJ

    AndreaJ Well-Known Member

    Just because your sat nav thinks that your huge lorry will fit down this lane doesn’t actually mean that it’s a good idea.
  6. alicat

    alicat Legendary Member

    Nice job dropping me in it and covering your back. Don't forget, revenge is a dish best served cold.
    fossyant, raleighnut and Vantage like this.
  7. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Midlands UK
    :eek: you do not look good in budgie smugglers grandad.
  8. Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Dear Mr Mugabe, here's that tenner back I borrowed.
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  9. ColinJ

    ColinJ It's a puzzle ...

    Sounds like grandad should not go swimming in France then! :okay:
    Maverick Goose likes this.
  10. Rickshaw Phil

    Rickshaw Phil Overconfidentii Vulgaris Moderator

    It will take more than pretending you know about cricket to prevent us noticing that you are a Russian spammer.:rolleyes: :laugh:
  11. gavgav

    gavgav Guru

    Shucks you’ve caught up with me at last :laugh::rofl:
  12. Saluki

    Saluki I've run away with my friends to..

    ...New Tealandia
    You are in the bow seat so steer. Don't try and set the dang stroke! I'm in the stroke seat and I set the stroke and you follow me. I cannot follow you as I don't have eyes in the back of my head!
    Actually, after our first loop, chief coach said 'Raff is stroke, you follow her. Concentrate on steering' Thanks Coach :smile:
    Maverick Goose, raleighnut and alicat like this.
  13. ColinJ

    ColinJ It's a puzzle ...

    There is something I would like to say, but can't...

    I thought of it yesterday. An extra reason why I can't say it is because I have forgotten what it was! :okay:
  14. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    So you'd like acceptance of your heritage, I can understand that, I opened the friendly shots by asking your name as an attempt to get to know you.
    But, unless you abide by some kind of social norms....i cant be bothered with you.
    Social norms like not doing the following...
    Smoking dope in the garden, spoiling my fresh air...and you do it in front of your kids.
    Drinking to excess, fighting with each other, physically and front of your kids.
    Driving under the influence of dope.
    Flytipping your crap round the corner...several times.
    Taking to your garden and yakking 2am, 3 am...
    Smashing your front door window in a fit of rage with each other (she is just as bad as he is)
    And so on and so on.

    You wonder why no-one likes you and youve been reported to the Police and your landlord several times ? :laugh::laugh:
    You wonder why one of your kids is prone to fits of screaming and is uncontrollable at times.

    No-one hates you...just no one likes you...and you wonder why ?
  15. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Midlands UK
    Put your f####:g phone down and look where you are going, find somewhere quiet to post your extremely vain selfie, the world will not end if you don't do it right now.
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