Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Stig-OT-Dump, 11 Aug 2010.
Or should we blame the Dexys?
You have missed your chance, you made a promise and didn't keep so I have taken business elsewhere.
Just because your sat nav thinks that your huge lorry will fit down this lane doesn’t actually mean that it’s a good idea.
Nice job dropping me in it and covering your back. Don't forget, revenge is a dish best served cold.
you do not look good in budgie smugglers grandad.
Dear Mr Mugabe, here's that tenner back I borrowed.
Sounds like grandad should not go swimming in France then!
It will take more than pretending you know about cricket to prevent us noticing that you are a Russian spammer.
Shucks you’ve caught up with me at last
You are in the bow seat so steer. Don't try and set the dang stroke! I'm in the stroke seat and I set the stroke and you follow me. I cannot follow you as I don't have eyes in the back of my head!
Actually, after our first loop, chief coach said 'Raff is stroke, you follow her. Concentrate on steering' Thanks Coach
There is something I would like to say, but can't...
I thought of it yesterday. An extra reason why I can't say it is because I have forgotten what it was!
So you'd like acceptance of your heritage, I can understand that, I opened the friendly shots by asking your name as an attempt to get to know you.
But, unless you abide by some kind of social norms....i cant be bothered with you.
Social norms like not doing the following...
Smoking dope in the garden, spoiling my fresh air...and you do it in front of your kids.
Drinking to excess, fighting with each other, physically and literally...in front of your kids.
Driving under the influence of dope.
Flytipping your crap round the corner...several times.
Taking to your garden and yakking away...at 2am, 3 am...
Smashing your front door window in a fit of rage with each other (she is just as bad as he is)
And so on and so on.
You wonder why no-one likes you and youve been reported to the Police and your landlord several times ?
You wonder why one of your kids is prone to fits of screaming and is uncontrollable at times.
No-one hates you...just no one likes you...and you wonder why ?
Put your f####:g phone down and look where you are going, find somewhere quiet to post your extremely vain selfie, the world will not end if you don't do it right now.
Separate names with a comma.