Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Salad Dodger]

Yes, I know they have several different styles of door handle in B and Q, but for feck sake choose one, before I die of old age in aisle 23....

 

[Kryton521]

Yes, I know they have several different styles of door handle in B and Q, but for feck sake choose one, before I die of old age in aisle 23....

I like the fairly modern looking stainless silver. If that helps?

 

[Salad Dodger]

I like the fairly modern looking stainless silver. If that helps?

Ok, noted, thank you. Though in the end we bought some from Magnet, along with new internal doors. And some wood flooring. So that wasn't a cheap trip out!

 

[Lullabelle]

Not sure whose head I want to use, yours or mine

Same thing every month...where is your common sense??

 

[derrick]

There are a lot of snowflakes around. I dont mean the ones that come from the sky.😂😂

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Stop stock piling the bloody toilet roll, hand cleansers, and paracetomol. Just take your fair share for gawds sake!

 

[gbb]

Stock market people, stop whining how the markets are going to be affected, stop sell sell selling, stop whining that you need answers from government...​

This year is going to be hard, there is going to be little or no economic growth and a lot of uncertainty. The government certainly cant stop the virus, they cant magic it away, so settle down, get a grip and stop panicking.​

 

[Andy in Germany]

Stock market people, stop whining how the markets are going to be affected, stop sell sell selling, stop whining that you need answers from government...​

This year is going to be hard, there is going to be little or no economic growth and a lot of uncertainty. The government certainly cant stop the virus, they cant magic it away, so settle down, get a grip and stop panicking.​

Reminds me of the Tsunami/nuclear disaster in Japan and the BBC has some besuited twit blabbering on about how that would affect the stock markets when they opened the next day...

 

[NorthernDave]

Why is it called "Sport Relief" when there were precious few sports people on and nearly all the show was comedians or recording artistes selflessly promoting their new release?

 

[Notafettler]

"Man up". Always wanted to use that phrase but never had anyone to say it to......other than myself.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Why is it called "Sport Relief" when there were precious few sports people on and nearly all the show was comedians or recording artistes selflessly promoting their new release?

Perhaps because people get so desperate that even watching sport on another channel is a relief?

 

[Kryton521]

You're all f**king c**ts!!! Stop the crazy ar*ed stock piling/panic buying! For F**ks sake people!

Tescos 6am, I was up to go for a cycle ride but thought I'd get some more porridge oats before....... Absolutely crazy out there. To top it off we need those infected to become blood thirsty brain eating zombies........ Although it would be hard to spot them!

 

[Maverick Goose]

You, Sirrah, are a superating bubo on the fleabitten scrotum of humanity!

 

[derrick]

So many two faced pratts around. We have three in the club. Say one thing to one person. Then the complete opposite to some one else. Why are people like this.so much up there own arses.

 

[Accy cyclist]

There's a woman who works in a local(ish) shop i'd like to ask out for a date. I saw her for the first time in January when i went into this shop i'd never been in before. My first thoughts were . I asked her the other day if she was single,which took me a lot of courage do so. She told me she was and smiled. I think i might have a chance,but i don't know how to ask her out. I haven't asked a woman out since i first dated the former Mrs Accy 30 years ago. I don't know what to say to her. Any tips or advice would be welcome as i intend to (providing she's in) ask her tomorrow.