Things you'd like to say, but can't

[derrick]

Where do all the dickheads come from?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Have the Mods not paid up for the ad free forum...?

If only there was somewhere we could pay a small fee to block all the spammers and bots from attacking the site.

It's not a massive problem really - just wanted to get it off my chest.

 

[Threevok]

Where do all the dickheads come from?

Usually Aberdare

 

[potsy]

Usually Aberdare

I was thinking Yorkshire, but if you say so

 

[raleighnut]

Usually Aberdare

There's a nice Park in Aberdare,


View: https://youtu.be/aWX1joz-z9s

 

[Rusty Nails]

Usually Aberdare

Snakies!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The side of my head is sore from me punching it every time you say something idiotic to me on the phone but it's the only way I can stop myself from calling you a ******* ** **** ***** ****** ******* ******* and probably losing my job.

 

[perplexed]

The side of my head is sore from me punching it every time you say something idiotic to me on the phone but it's the only way I can stop myself from calling you a ******* ** **** ***** ****** ******* ******* and probably losing my job.

I had absolutely no idea you had a hot line to Mark Francois...

 

[Andy in Germany]

Sir, just because you are wearing a plastic hat does not mean you are invincible. Nor does it make up for your poor cycling ability.

 

[Threevok]

To the spotty oinks sat behind us on Saturday.....

I appreciate that you are probably too old now, to have school holiday adventures in the back of the wardrobes.

However, if you must come to the rugby instead, please do a little research first.

I'm not expecting you to know the laws of the game (most refs in the league don't and manage just fine) but at least learn the names of the players you are pointing to and slagging off to your mates.

I understand it's quite easy to mix two players up, even with the big screen at the stadium, but Ross Moriarty is twice the size of Rhys Patchell, looks nothing like him, plays for a different team, in a different position and to top it all, Rhys wasn't even on the field at the time.

 

[Speicher]

Oh yes



I am now wondering what was worse. Was it the fact that I did not sound sincere?

Or the fact that I made no effort to conceal the fact that I was not being sincere?

 

[Andy in Germany]

You can toot yer horn and gesticulate as much as you like, there isn't enough room for you to overtake.

 

[NorthernDave]

Northern Railway, why does your automated station announcement system not know how to pronounce "Sowerby Bridge" correctly?

And, to someone else...

I really hope you are getting off at the next stop.

 

[ColinJ]

Northern Railway, why does your automated station announcement system not know how to pronounce "Sowerby Bridge" correctly?

They probably thought the Beatles song was Strowberry Fields!

I have heard some amusing attempts at Mytholmroyd! (For example: My-tha-home-road?!)

 

[Katherine]

They probably thought the Beatles song was Strowberry Fields!

I have heard some amusing attempts at Mytholmroyd! (For example: My-tha-home-road?!)

How do you pronounce Mytholmroyd?