To the spotty oinks sat behind us on Saturday.....
I appreciate that you are probably too old now, to have school holiday adventures in the back of the wardrobes.
However, if you must come to the rugby instead, please do a little research first.
I'm not expecting you to know the laws of the game (most refs in the league don't and manage just fine) but at least learn the names of the players you are pointing to and slagging off to your mates.
I understand it's quite easy to mix two players up, even with the big screen at the stadium, but Ross Moriarty is twice the size of Rhys Patchell, looks nothing like him, plays for a different team, in a different position and to top it all, Rhys wasn't even on the field at the time.