Origamist
Legendary Member
On a cold, cold day, tear some paper up and place the pieces down your tights, over your private zone, to avoid the worst pain you've ever felt in your life (stole that from Adrian and it's the best tip I ever had).
You do realise Adrian was referring to bolstering the "private zone" of his 20 denier sheer gloss tights before he heads off into Brighton for drinks on a chilly Saturday night, don't you...