Toilet Habits for men.

[Cycling Naturalist]

Technical term for this () is "bashful bladder syndrome". I don't get tense if I have to talk in front of 200 people, as I've done so loads of times. But I might 'tense up' a bit if one of them is standing next to me peeing. (Especially while I'm giving my talk!)
Don't know why.

Isn't the way to get round this to have a pee while you are giving your talk?

 

[shinamo]

some urinals stink and are closer to the nose so they can be nauseating (vile) . I am not well endowed , but not miniscule but certainly not embarressed in fact in some bars where there is a long steel urinal i use to enjoy swishing any cigarette stumps down stream , a pastime that can be no longer enjoyed .

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I think you'll be wanting a 'shenis' (not particularly work safe).

HA HA! Typical women though, a huge golden one!

 

[domtyler]

some urinals stink and are closer to the nose so they can be nauseating (vile) . I am not well endowed , but not miniscule but certainly not embarressed in fact in some bars where there is a long steel urinal i use to enjoy swishing any cigarette stumps down stream , a pastime that can be no longer enjoyed .

A man after my own heart! I find that there is almost always some kind of debris ready to be floated down the yellow river!

 

[domtyler]

I think you'll be wanting a 'shenis' (not particularly work safe).

How come you know about the Shenis?

OMG, you're not the one who lost his schlong in a freak cycling accident are you?
If so, did you manage to get the chain wheels freed up and working again?

 

[gbb]

So why do immigrant workers almost to a man, prefer the stalls rather than the urinals. 90% of them use the stalls....i dont get it either.

Then theres the question..why do they wash their hands FIRST, pee, then leave without washing hands ??????

 

[Fnaar]

Then theres the question..why do they wash their hands FIRST, pee, then leave without washing hands ??????

Cos they want to get to the bar snacks first!

 

[trustysteed]

So why do immigrant workers almost to a man, prefer the stalls rather than the urinals. 90% of them use the stalls....i dont get it either.(

so they've got time to stash the loot they've nicked!

 

[dangerousjules]

i heard an interesting theory once regarding getting the willy out and getting the pissing block! apparently it all goes back to prehistoric times whereby cave men used to all unite and coordinate their toilet stops and would all stand in a circle facing outwards and that way they would not have their backs to any preditors be they lions,terradactils etc and would pee freely, they would struggle to pee on their own with their backs turned to possible danger!

 

[ChrisKH]

Somewhat OT but I recall as a 13 year old on a family trip to the south of France in the Bordeaux area seeing postcards of people; individuals, family groups, groups of ladies bare a**ed preparing to take a dump in the woods. Some in victorian get-up. I never quite understood the attraction or indeed the need for them. Isn't that just a touch on the pervy side or was it a way of avoiding pornography laws? Take a picture of someone naked in the woods - porn. Take a picture of someone taking a dump/leak - well that's alright then.

 

[shinamo]

any arousal in the genitilia or anus at an early age is construed as sexual , get it ? get it ? so having a dump or peeing is still misunderstood as sexual , hence poser or voyeur ? I never notice these things ?

 

[barq]

How come you know about the Shenis?

OMG, you're not the one who lost his schlong in a freak cycling accident are you?

No, thank god! *shudders*

I can assure you my interest in the shenis is strictly professional.

 

[gary r]

if the toilet lid is down it means 1 of the following
1/the cleaners have been in (rare)
2/someones been having a kip
3/theres an un flushable waiting when you lift the lid (eugh!)

 

[walker]

With all due respect, but those that think they don't live up to standard not think that life could be worse? I'm not the largest of Lads but I really don't care what people think about my hampton. I've read the guinness book of records and know I'm not in there, some other poor fella is.

 

[Danny]

I avoid the urinals at work, and use the WC, as I find that "splash back" is a problem.

Seems to vary with the design of the urinal.