Toilet Habits for men.

[wafflycat]

Last time I looked in a Norfolk hedgerow, I didn't spot any shenis, whatever one happens to be.

 

[domtyler]

See page one, Barg pointed it out here:

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=197540&postcount=15

 

[trustysteed]

is there a hegina or a mange?

 

[domtyler]

is there a hegina or a mange?

I can carve you one if you really want to? PM me and I'll go find my Swiss army knife.

 

[trustysteed]

surely a man of your skill could do it with a rusty butter knife?

 

[TheDoctor]

At this point, I'd like to inform the assembled hoardes that one has utilised her Shewee in the great outdoors. From this, I can empathise with blokes who have a hang-up as regards the issue of *size* so I may be investing in a Shewee extension pipe

http://www.shewee.com/buyonline/proddetail.php?prod=SH05

Erm, right. Fine. Good.

Did it work well for you then?

 

[Maz]

Sometimes when you go for a dump, you get to have a piss as a bonus prize. Thankfully the reverse rarely happens when you're standing at the urinals having a piss.

 

[wafflycat]

It did, thank you Doctor. It is *ideal* for when one is cycling the rural lanes of East Anglia and one is caught short and in the middle of nowhere, there's not a public loo for miles and miles. Having to drop the pants & squat over a bank of nettles behind a hedge is something we ladies have contended with that blokes don't, as they just 'whip it out' & pee. The Shewee has proven to be the ideal 'whip it out and pee' accessory for me.

 

[Joe24]

So, any of you lot like to let rip at the same time as peeing. Followed by sending a huge growler out to clear the throat?

Cant beat that. Always like to like rip when i go for a pee.

I will use the urinals no problem. But i was once on a school trip, and there was alot of other schools there. I went into the toilet and there was about 20 guys sitting around, some peeing some just standing there. Didnt feel too comfy there then, not because they were tough, but because it was strange there was so many guys sitting around in the toilets.
Even worse are some truckstops of motorway services. Dont spend too long in the toilets there, and if i go in a cubical, i go for the one with no holes in the walls.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..stop taking the piss peeps

 

[Globalti]

I once saw a Nigerian guy having a pee in a ditch in Lagos. I glanced then did a double-take - the bloke was enormous! Most blokes need a couple of fingers to hold it but this guy was using his whole fist, it looked like a dead puppy in his hand. Shocking! No wonder they have a lot of children.

 

[fossyant]

Off topic, it's work colleagues that pebble dash the toilet bowl and seat, then leave it...FFS - if only we knew who had did it, on a regular basis, we'd have shoved their head down the stinking loo....

Or others that come in, on the phone, use the urinal and splash and dash (don't wash) - saw all this at my last place....some right squalid buggers....

 

[TheDoctor]

It did, thank you Doctor. It is *ideal* for when one is cycling the rural lanes of East Anglia and one is caught short and in the middle of nowhere, there's not a public loo for miles and miles. Having to drop the pants & squat over a bank of nettles behind a hedge is something we ladies have contended with that blokes don't, as they just 'whip it out' & pee. The Shewee has proven to be the ideal 'whip it out and pee' accessory for me.

*winces*

I met someone that had happened to on a walking holiday once. She didn't find it a positive life-affirming experience, for some reason.

Thanks for that mental image. I'm going to be sitting a bit gingerly all evening now.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

*winces*

I met someone that had happened to on a walking holiday once. She didn't find it a positive life-affirming experience, for some reason.

Thanks for that mental image. I'm going to be sitting a bit gingerly all evening now.

The father of a friend of mine once urinated on an electric fence. He broke the standing long jump record.

 

[longers]

The father of a friend of mine once urinated on an electric fence. He broke the standing long jump record.

I did that when younger. On purpose. Never did it again.