Toilet

[Chuffy]

Sit down to wee eh?




Easier innit.

No no, standy-uppy. Sitting down is strictly for when it's the middle of the night, I don't want to put the light on and I'm too disorientated to find the bowl.

I do have some standards.

 

[rich p]

All right mate?
In one 'ole, out the other.
Yeah.

 

[mickle]

'So this is where all the nobs hang out?'

 

[Mr Pig]

Then you have to use the same handle to open the door

Exactly! what is the point of washing your hands if you then have to hold a handle covered in other people's wee and feces to get out!!

So I don't. I a busy toilet I'll wait 'till someone else opens the door and catch it with my foot, it's surprising how easy it is to do that without other people realising what you're doing. Failing that I'll pull on another part of the door or hold the handle with a paper towel or something. I virtually never use the handle.

Honestly ladies, if you knew how manky most men are you'd run a mile! They don't give a s***. They are also often completely dishonest with you. I'd guess about half of men would be unfaithful without even worrying about given the chance. Forget faking orgasms, men fake entire relationships!

 

[mickle]

Ahem. Some men.

I suspect there is little correlation betwixt hand cleanliness and relationship honesty too.

 

[mickle]

*washes hands*

 

[Mr Pig]

I suspect there is little correlation betwixt hand cleanliness and relationship honesty too.

I guess not.

 

[sticky sherbert]

In walks cleaner,

throws blue soap in gutter

throws tab end in gutter

leaves

 

[gbb]

Walks in toilet...theres already a guy at a urinal, and in some wierd attempt not to let you see anything (that you dont want to see anyway)...he's almost stuck himself face first to the wall.
Wierd, whats he thinking ? ....'I dont want him to see my cock'

I always think...'Ive got news for you buddy...i dont want to see it either, so fcuk off and stop acting like a child'

I genuinely have a problem with people that do that...hes infering i want to see his manhood...or he's just plain wierd...or maybe got a weeener

 

[Crackle]

Wobbles in head down.
Opens trousers
One hand on wall
Focus, focus and we're off
Shakes, zips, spins on a heel and walks out. No noise, no eye contact.

 

[Baggy]

<sneaks in>
<sidles up to urinal>
<whips out a She-wee>
<sneaks out>

 

[Crackle]

<Bumps into funny looking bloke on the way back to the loo>

 

[snorri]

..he's almost stuck himself face first to the wall.
Wierd, whats he thinking ?

He's thinking.... 'with feet apart standing back from the urinal, leaning forward, forehead pressed against the wall there's less chance of me falling over'.

 

[mr_cellophane]

To help the women understand the dilemma us men go through each time we use a public toilet.

http://www.flasharcade.com/puzzle-games/play-4883/toilet-etiquitte-game.html

or

http://www.flashgames4ever.com/game.php?id=440

 

[Chuffy]

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I am a girl.