Totally disgusting - read at your own risk

Cycling Naturalist

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I'm reliably informed that a Japanese cyclist has devised a bike where the pedalling action is linked to a dildo that goes up through a hole in the saddle. I'm also informed that there's a film of this in action on Youporn.
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
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could we get one for review purposes for the ladies/gay chaps on here to try out?
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
I believe one gets a similar effect with a couple of Love Eggs and a cobbled street. Not that I know what a Love Egg is. Or are they called Love beads? See, I'm totally ignorant, but Tom always reckoned Delia had a couple in while doing her TV cookery, and that's why she looks so smug all the time...
 

Peyote

New Member
It's not really that disgusting is it. With a thread title like that I was hoping for something a bit more shocking.

Mind you, I haven't seen the youTube clip. Yet.
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
Arch said:
I believe one gets a similar effect with a couple of Love Eggs and a cobbled street. Not that I know what a Love Egg is. Or are they called Love beads? See, I'm totally ignorant, but Tom always reckoned Delia had a couple in while doing her TV cookery, and that's why she looks so smug all the time...
you didn't see that episode of phoenix nights then?
 

Gary D

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Worcestershire
Patrick Stevens said:
I'm reliably informed that a Japanese cyclist has devised a bike where the pedalling action is linked to a dildo that goes up through a hole in the saddle. I'm also informed that there's a film of this in action on Youporn.
WARNING!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Here you go.....

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee187/ingy4661/pic27348.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee187/ingy4661/pic24021.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee187/ingy4661/pic23199.jpg
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee187/ingy4661/pic04596.jpg

I've been looking for an excuse to post these for a while!! xx( :tongue:

Wonder if Halfrauds will be stocking it for Christmas??

Gary.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
In picture no.3 she has her eyes closed. Surely this a road safety issue? The monday morning commute would be carnage:ohmy:
 

Gary D

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Location
Worcestershire
Kirstie said:
Err....did you have to post the pics? Could you not have just posted a link instead..? Sorry xx(
Sorry Kirstie, I didn't mean to offend anyone.

I'm not sure I could use a link as I can't remember where the pics originally came from. Got them sent to me in an email a while ago.

If you can tell me how to do the link thing, I will edit my reply.

Gary.
 
You didn't offend me - I have a strong constitution. And the thread title is enough to put people off anyway. Just thinking of whether those images should really be on the site directly, that's all.

To post a link, select the URL of the destination, including the http bit at the beginning, and at the front of the address (removing the spaces between the square brackets) put '[URL ]' and at the end of the address, put '[/URL ]'. That should do it.
 

Gary D

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Location
Worcestershire
Kirstie said:
You didn't offend me - I have a strong constitution. And the thread title is enough to put people off anyway. Just thinking of whether those images should really be on the site directly, that's all.

To post a link, select the URL of the destination, including the http bit at the beginning, and at the front of the address (removing the spaces between the square brackets) put '[URL ]' and at the end of the address, put '[/URL ]'. That should do it.

I've done it now. Never posted pics before so I wasn't sure how it was done, but I think I have figured it out.

Gary.
 
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