"You have arrived at your destination. Shall I leavev you by the front door while i go and park myself?"
"yes"
"I did not understand you, Please repeat your answer."
"YES!"
"Ok, parking car and not dropping you to the front door."
"Wait? What? Drop me to the font door first".
"Ok, parking car."
"Stupid car! Open the door."
"Your bluetooth connection has been lost. Please re-establish your connection to open the door."
5 minutes later trying to figure out the bluetooth....
"Your bluetooth is connected. Welcome to your car. I am here to help you. Bluetooth is disconnected. Please re-connect your Bluetooth or use the touch screen."
Sod this, I will use the touch screen. Now then, how do you open the door. Uhmm... menu.... menu... ah, Doors Menu. Now how do you open the door, let's see the list... configure door, close the door, uhm, settings, door opening speed, door closing speed, aha,... darn it where is it, uhm...sighs, aha! Open door.
(Now it opens the passenger door)
Oh darn it, where is the driver door menu? Uhm... damn it I wish I was at home right now instead of this stupid car.
"Starting engine, taking you home"
"no wait, i dont want to go home yet, I have to get to my destination first"
"Ok, setting destination to home."
Cursing.
"your language suggests you are angry. Creating appointment for anger management classes."
"STFU MAN YOU STUPID CAR!!!!!"
"Your heart rate has increased. Suspected heart attack. Taking you to hospital. Too much traffic en route. Re-routing via Paris."
Wait, what? Paris? I dont wanna go to Paris" (Now seeing signs for Eurodisney)
"Ok re-routing to Paris. Would you like to go to Disneyland?"
"I wish, but no thanks"
"Ok, routing to DisneyLand"
"Well while you're at it you might as well hook me up stupid car"
"Ok, checking online dodgy sites for female hook up. Now leaving automated voicemail for your wife due to potential conflict with your new hook up"
"OMG Stop already. You will get me divorced!"
"Sending text that you want a divorce and going to Paris for a hookup"
"no NO NO NO !!!!"
"Hearing Oh oh oh, are you doing something you should not be? Tinting the windows..."
"WTF WTF!!!"
"You have now arrived at Disneyland here your hookup is waiting for you"
OK so how do you open the door on this thing again?...
10 mins later...
"Your hook up is tired of waiting for you. Taking you home"
Back at home....
Wife: wtf is this, you're divorcing me?
Guy: wait, what? no of course not. The car was.. the car uhm, the car...
Wife: i packed your suitcase, you can p off in your stupid car.
Guy: hey who is this (pointing at the person next to wife
Wife: This is Larry, my new boyfriend.
Guy: What?????
Wife: yes, he has a good job, he designs car interfaces for a living. You see that car you got, Larry designed it.
Guy: lunges at Larry....