I would not teach it anything, instead let it roam free as mother N intended.
Ok, mine will sigh at every adult on a mountain bike then turn to face your duck and raise a single eyebrow of contempt whilst silently asking yours to have a go if it thinks it's hard enough.
My chicken has been trained as a duck beautician and has stuck false ones on.*Your duck has eyebrows?!
If you could train a duck to do anything apart from jumping in the oven , what would train it to do
My chicken has been trained as a duck beautician and has stuck false ones on........;
must be the most quack pot thread ever.
No no no. My chicken is the beautician for my duck that sits in my bike, obvs.Whoa, hang on a sec. Are you now admitting that you have been discussing a chicken under false pretenses in a thread about ducks?
I'm not sure the stocks are going to be enough to sort this out. It's the flogging tree for you. Away with him, and don't spare the lashes.......