Training a Duck

[raleighnut]

Private Detective?

View: https://youtu.be/blppKS-nz9g

 

[Dayvo]

I'd train it to be a fighting duck. Then I'd arrange illegal underground duck fights with loads of betting and stuff and make my fortune

But you wouldn't be allowed to watch. In other words, no Peking.

 

[winjim]

Yeeesssssss!

Quack quack.

 

[biggs682]

l would politely ask it to tell me duck jokes as in:A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

Don't forget your coat on the way out

 

[woodbutcher]

Don't forget your coat on the way out

That bad eh !

 

[biggs682]

That bad eh !

afraid so

 

[woodbutcher]

afraid so

Ok, l will stick to trying to find a bloody pump that will put 10bar through a presta valve without curling up and dying....lm on pump number 3 right now

 

[biggs682]

Ok, l will stick to trying to find a bloody pump that will put 10bar through a presta valve without curling up and dying....lm on pump number 3 right now

Topeak blow joe sport is the one

 

[Cuchilo]

If you could train a duck to do anything apart from jumping in the oven , what would train it to do



For me it would be to open letters using its beak

over to you guys , come on its Friday

I'd train it to be a lollypop duck as they already have the skills but not the council approval to "duck " zebra crossings .
If a duck crosses the road with loads of ducklings then all traffic stops ... I rest my case !