Training a Duck

[stephec]

Whatever kind of training it gets, will it be free, or will it have to go on the bill?

 

[rugby bloke]

Train it to sit on my handlebars and wave at passing cyclists, so freeing me up from the onerous task.

 

[Milkfloat]

Train it to sit on my handlebars and wave at passing cyclists, so freeing me up from the onerous task.

 

[Markymark]

Train it to sit on my handlebars and wave at passing cyclists, so freeing me up from the onerous task.

Sit on my handlebars and sigh every time it sees an adult on a mountain bike

 

[Markymark]

Whatever kind of training it gets, will it be free, or will it have to go on the bill?

 

[John the Monkey]

I'd train it to get out of the way of objects coming towards it at head height, or thereabouts, by quickly crouching down.

If only there was a name for that.

 

[MikeG]

I would train it to not only bugger off from my pond, but to take all its mates with it.

 

[Threevok]

Train it to get lipstick on credit....

Just put it on my bill

 

[Dirk]

I'd train it in martial arts so it would win next time.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...cal-pub-after-deadly-brawl-with-a6693741.HTML

 

[raleighnut]

Teach it to play Baritone Violin,

View: https://youtu.be/cQaAnCF-Viw

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Sit on my handlebars and sigh every time it sees an adult on a mountain bike

That settles it. I'll train mine to sit on your handlebars and slap your duck every time it sighs

 

[Markymark]

That settles it. I'll train mine to sit on your handlebars and slap your duck every time it sighs

Ok, mine will sigh at every adult on a mountain bike then turn to face your duck and raise a single eyebrow of contempt whilst silently asking yours to have a go if it thinks it's hard enough.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Clean the toilet. You see where I'm going...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Ok, mine will sigh at every adult on a mountain bike then turn to face your duck and raise a single eyebrow of contempt whilst silently asking yours to have a go if it thinks it's hard enough.

So then I'll train my duck to .... erm.... know when discretion is the better part of valour and bugger off down the pub to drown it's sorrows in defeat, knowing that adult mountain bikers are going to thinks it's a big wuss

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Play in a thrash metal band. Although it might not end well.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_zgXxrJqmU