Training a Duck

[MikeG]

No no no. My chicken is the beautician for my duck that sits in my bike, obvs.

Oh sorry. Silly me. Yes, that's usually the way, in my experience.

 

[Markymark]

Oh sorry. Silly me. Yes, that's usually the way, in my experience.

I didn't think it would need explaining....

 

[roadrash]

train it to make tape

 

[cosmicbike]

I'd teach it to cook. Nothing fancy, just stuff like duck a l'orange and so forth..

 

[Dayvo]

I teach it to keep its head down when going through low doorways or the like.

 

[Sharky]

Once trained, he could work here

 

[winjim]

I'd take mine to a duck do.

What's a duck do?

 

[Welsh wheels]

Train it to go for work for me, do all my work and bring me my paycheck in his beak. I'd give him some duck biscuits to make up for it.

 

[Markymark]

Train it to go for work for me, do all my work and bring me my paycheck in his beak. I'd give him some duck biscuits to make up for it.

Training a duck to do your job as well as you might take up to 20 minutes though?

 

[woodbutcher]

If you could train a duck to do anything apart from jumping in the oven , what would train it to do



For me it would be to open letters using its beak

over to you guys , come on its Friday

l would politely ask it to tell me duck jokes as in:A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

 

[Sharky]

Training a duck to do your job as well as you might take up to 20 minutes though?

Eider that or something else

 

[nickyboy]

I'd train it to be a fighting duck. Then I'd arrange illegal underground duck fights with loads of betting and stuff and make my fortune

 

[stephec]

What's a duck do?

Yeeesssssss!

Quack quack.

 

[woodbutcher]

I'd train it to be a fighting duck. Then I'd arrange illegal underground duck fights with loads of betting and stuff and make my fortune

Bobbing and weaving, ducking and diving and that kind of thing ?

 

[I like Skol]

Train it to race is the obvious choice....