Training a Duck

[biggs682]

If you could train a duck to do anything apart from jumping in the oven , what would train it to do



For me it would be to open letters using its beak

over to you guys , come on its Friday

 

[Markymark]

Self baste?

 

[welsh dragon]

Teach it to pluck itself ?

 

[Markymark]

Explain to the idiots that you have brown sauce on bacon sandwiches, not ketchup.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Look after @rich p's grand kids.

Mind you, it would probably do a better job with no training

 

[Markymark]

Design the latest android phone, though to be fair it wouldn't need much training.

 

[Markymark]

Actually in all seriousness a more useful and realistic skill will be to remove the unecessary slice of tomato on a burger.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

There's a need for a good attack duck nowadays. Keeps places secure.

 

[Globalti]

Geese for security.

 

[Milkfloat]

Explain to the idiots that you have brown sauce on bacon sandwiches, not ketchup.

Call yourself a Londoner? https://yougov.co.uk/news/2011/09/30/red-or-brown-sauce/

 

[Markymark]

Call yourself a Londoner? https://yougov.co.uk/news/2011/09/30/red-or-brown-sauce/

You must remember some Londoners are worse than flippin Mancs and Scousers by living south of the river.

 

[classic33]

Geese for security.

"Chinese Sentries".

 

[Dave 123]

I'd train it to be a doctor.

 

[rikki]

A quack.

 

[Milkfloat]

You must remember some Londoners are worse than flippin Mancs and Scousers by living south of the river.

I try not to go south of the river, I don't understand the accent.