MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
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- Lancaster... the little city.
In the cafe at feeding time, people eating sandwiches with cutlery.
I once witnessed someone eating a single fresh tomato with a knife and fork.

In the cafe at feeding time, people eating sandwiches with cutlery.

You just reminded me that I had bought a rubbery gripper pad for that job. I haven't seen it for a couple of years! I will go and have a look for it...I've got one of those 'multisize' jar and bottle opening thingies, don't know how I ever coped without it.
Why, never been thereYou should see the looks you get if you ask for cutlery at McDonalds!!!
Why, never been there
People who occupy the front seat on the top deck of a bus and spend their time playing with their mobile phone instead of using their privileged position to observe the world around them.
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On radio 4 now every guest says "thanks for having me" or variations thereof, its like theyre really not worthy and would doff a cap if they had one or curtsy eughh!
When radio 4 invites me on to do desert island discs they'll be damn lucky to have me and i'll let'um know it!*
*after my knighthood and OBE![]()
On radio 4 now every guest says "thanks for having me" or variations thereof, its like theyre really not worthy and would doff a cap if they had one or curtsy eughh!
When radio 4 invites me on to do desert island discs they'll be damn lucky to have me and i'll let'um know it!*
*after my knighthood and OBE![]()
I once witnessed someone eating a single fresh tomato with a knife and fork.![]()
I once witnessed someone eating a single fresh tomato with a knife and fork.![]()
I once saw somebody eating a banana with a knife and fork!
During my spotting says, when someone was sat in just the right seat on the train... But was reading a book or something (I remember once observing a grown man reading one of the early Harry Potter books whilst doing this, but he was holding the book in such a ridiculously prominent way that he made sure that we could ALL see what he was reading).People who occupy the front seat on the top deck of a bus and spend their time playing with their mobile phone instead of using their privileged position to observe the world around them.
And that was only because the heater had stopped working...Yes. It made him happy when he was blue.

People who occupy the front seat on the top deck of a bus and spend their time playing with their mobile phone instead of using their privileged position to observe the world around them.
It's worse when they do that on the front seat of the Copenhagen Metro, when they should be concentrating on driving the bloody train. Are they trying to kill us all?!
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