Trivial things that make you annoyed beyond expectations?

[ClichéGuevara]

While I'm ranting "FAQ's"

Like hell they're the questions 'frequently' asked. They rarely if ever put the price in them bits, and that must be the question most people want the answer to.

 

[Mburton1993]

And then there are the systems that have two messages in different voices that operate in different times, so occasionally one finishes and then about three seconds later the other begins, so you think that's a real person.

Yes, and it'll often be "Did you know you can find lots of useful information on our website, please go to .....". Shut up! If what I needed was there I wouldn't be here!

 

[Webbo2]

On some sites, like Amazon, they have a bit at the bottom that says 'people that bought this also bought....and then lists several alternative versions of the thing you've just bought!!! Nobody bought several versions of the same thing.

Or you buy a chainset and they say other people also bought incontinence pants.

 

[mustang1]

Car adverts.