True Facts About Danny Dyer

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny Dyer has a hard, durable body made of ceratanium, which makes his body highly resistant to attacks and grants him remarkable defence. However, it also makes him very heavy, with his weight being three tons, and affects his movement and speed considerably.

 

[PeteXXX]

The lilting Irish ditty 'Oh Danny Boy' was written to commemorate DD's birth.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny Dyer has been recruited as Prince Harry’s personal bodyguard, whilst in the UK.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer's moustache differs from the industry standard by having a 1:1 pull ratio. It always shifts accurately, but women complain that it lacks feel and sensitivity.

 

[DRM]

It's a little known fact that Danny Dyer is an olympic class swimmer, with the ability to hold his breath like a free diver, all practiced daily in the Thames, in fact he's so good that people have reported seeing Mermen in the Thames, and one instance of King Neptune, after he surfaced having found a garden fork on the riverbed.

 

[Drago]

The Bow Bells are designated as such because they were created within the sound of Danny Dyer.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer is has 30% magpie genes. As such he steals every pearly king or queen he comes across and lines his nest with them.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer lost a bet with Ross Kemp, and as a result now has to wear a sequined ball gown when mowing his lawn.

 

[DRM]

Danny Dyer is an historic vehicle enthusiast, and has carefully restored a 1959 Thames Trader removals lorry, as his favourite childhood lullaby was "My Old Man, Said Follow The Van" now he doesn't have to follow the van, as he owns it.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer and his dear friend Jim Davidson have re-recorded the Derek and CIive albums, but without the swearing. The result is available on a 12 second long 3 album deluxe gift set from K:Tel.

 

[gbb]

Danny Dyer has
A deep fat fryer!


Thankyou, I came all this way just to say that.

And thats all I need to hear about Danny Dyer. Can't stand him for some reason, TV goes straight over or off the second he appears on the screen.

 

[DRM]

And thats all I need to hear about Danny Dyer. Can't stand him for some reason, TV goes straight over or off the second he appears on the screen.

Perfect excuse to think up some nonsense to give us all a chuckle about him

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer is the third Chuckle Brother.

 

[DRM]

Danny Dyer starred in an episode of "Who do you think you are" but controversy followed it's airing as they kept quiet that he was the love child of Arthur Mullard & Hilda Baker

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny Dyer likes a bit of Rosie Lee in the morning