Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Since acquiring the moustache, Danny Dyer is frequently mistaken for Trevor McDonald.
True Facts About Danny Dyer
- Thread starter DRM
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Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
After becoming famous, Danny Dyer tried to live in Poshire, but Drago ran him out of town, double quick time, saying, "we have standards don't you know!"
Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Danny Dyer is in financial difficulty due taking out an interest only mortgage on his moustache.
DRM
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- Location
- West Yorks
All the trouble started when his agent thought he'd said he likes a bit of Gypsy Rose Lee in the morning
DRM
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- Location
- West Yorks
Danny Dyer is set to propose to Parliament that "Knees Up Mother Brown" becomes the English National Anthem, and all Mayors & Mayoresses are to become Pearly Kings & Queens
- Location
- Inside my skull
Danny Dyer got into trouble on Blankety Blank when he suggested he’d like to give a contestant a <blank>
Drago
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- Location
- The Urban Fringe
Danny Dyer is a filthy miserable sinner and has written and recorded many excellent songs.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Danny Dyer has a chip shop called 'Danny Dyer's Frier'.
It's little known, but Danny Dyer is a world class Curler, so Danny Dyer has played in the Briar.
In Walford, Danny Dyer is the town crier.
Danny Dyer also has anger management issues too and attends a singing group to help.
So, Danny Dyer is either in his frier, the Briar, being a crier, or exercising his ire in the choir. Danny Dyer.
... I'll get me coat.
It's little known, but Danny Dyer is a world class Curler, so Danny Dyer has played in the Briar.
In Walford, Danny Dyer is the town crier.
Danny Dyer also has anger management issues too and attends a singing group to help.
So, Danny Dyer is either in his frier, the Briar, being a crier, or exercising his ire in the choir. Danny Dyer.
... I'll get me coat.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- The Urban Fringe
Danny Dyer does not have a TV licence as he only streams porn online.
matticus
Guru
Danny Dyer named his daughter Dani Dyer.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Danny Dyer gets his tyres... From Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden.
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Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Danny Dyer also plays the Lyre.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- The Urban Fringe
Danny Dyer starred in The Wire. It was a good performance - he was on fire.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Danny Dyer has just started an airline called 'Danny Dyer's Fliers'
Lets just hope the plane doesn't go on... Fire!
Lets just hope the plane doesn't go on... Fire!
