True Facts About Danny Dyer

[Mad Doug Biker]

Danny Dyer starred in The Wire. It was a good performance - he was on fire.

I wasn't copying you with the 'fire' bit, it was just co - incidence.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Danny Dyer created a church from mud, complete with pointy tower. The Dyer mire spire.

It was, inevitably, destroyed in a great conflagration. You can guess the rest.

 

[Drago]

Well never tire of Danny Dyer.

 

[stephec]

Danny Dyer's moustache was Chewbacca's stunt double in Return of the Jedi.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny Dyer will never die!

 

[Dogtrousers]

I wasn't copying you with the 'fire' bit, it was just co - incidence.

I don't believe you, you Danny Dyer fire liar.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer is in trouble. Hes well in the mire.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny Dryer never get wet, even in a rainstorm

 

[DRM]

Danny Dyer is related to "Spring Heeled Jack" and has been seen around the East End practicing parcour

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyers moustache adds 0.02 to his coefficient of drag, but is worth it for the extra downforce it bestows.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer's career hit a rough patch some years ago when the Daily Mail managed to photograph him tied up in a bondage dungeon being whipped by Max Mosley.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Danny Dyer has formed a choral group that he rents out for various occasions.

It's called the Dyer hire choir.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Traditionally, when a member of the Dyer clan dies, the family arrange an open air cremation in what's known as a Dyer pyre.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer smokes a briar, but likes his tobacco dryer. The title "pipe smoker of the year" he doth desire, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Interestingly, 'Danny Dyer' does not rhyme with any known words or phrases in any language ever devised by man.

Thousands of years of human evolution and... Nope, nothing, ziltch, nada. 🤷‍♂️