DRM
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Cliff Richard was transported to Australia for crimes against music, and theft of a sheep
True Facts About Escarpment Richard, formerly known as Cliff.
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Cliff secretly married Bar Baa Raa Ewing and had a smart part in Dallas
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In a recent study of celebrities' arses, it emerged that Cliff Richard's face was the most popular tattoo.
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It is actually an imprint where he kissed them
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Drago
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Now his own career is stalled, Cliff Richard has resorted to using his alter ego to earn some money. A bit of boot polish in the hair and he seamlessly becomes Keith Richard, which allows the real Keef to take some time off to sleep with supermodels.
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Cliff once slept with a supermodel. He insisted they wear matching pyjamas. Plus she was not to use Una’s toothbrush.
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Drago
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Rumours abound that Cliff Richard's toupee is made from hair recovered from Una Stubb's hairbrush.
DRM
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It's rumoured that Cliff Richard was actually the person behind Frank Sidebottom
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What has 100 legs and no teeth?
The front row of a Cliff Richard concert.
The front row of a Cliff Richard concert.
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Drago
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Professor Cliff Richard is in hot water again. It transpires he stole much of his Doctoral thesis, grammatical and punctuation errors and spelling mistakes included, from Professor Jason Arday of Cambridge university.
Richard's claims to have participated in the Seven Up tv project have also bee poo poo'd by the BBC, who pointed out that the grizzle popster Would have been 91 years old when the series began in the sixties.
Richard's claims to have participated in the Seven Up tv project have also bee poo poo'd by the BBC, who pointed out that the grizzle popster Would have been 91 years old when the series began in the sixties.
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Cliff's most successful single, is Livin' Doll, following it's use on the now infamous Ann Summers TV and internet advert.
DRM
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Top Scientists have discovered that the Turin Shroud is actually Cliff Richards sleeping bag from when he was filming Wonderful Life & Summer Holiday
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Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
Cliff Richards glasses aren't real. He has perfect vision. He just wears them to look more intellectual
