True Facts About Escarpment Richard, formerly known as Cliff.

[DRM]

Cliff Richard has now converted the Summer Holiday bus to electric, and now accepts all credit & debit cards, as well as Oyster Cards & West Yorkshire Metro cards on his Wimbledon excursions, singalongs with strawberries & cream are extra

 

[DRM]

Cliff Richard is a secret Black Belt 3rd Dan in Karate, taking up the sport many years ago following his love of Hai Karate After Shave

 

[Dogtrousers]

Cliff Richard is allergic to marzipan

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard is a staunch supporter of cigarettes for children. He claims the health problems arent an issue because the young ones shouldn't be afraid.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff Richard had a close relationship with Zippy.

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard wrote his famous song Carrie about Carrie Johnson.

Cliff always fancied her and one day in September 2022 he could contain himself no longer and rushed to Downing Street to declare his love for her, only to be told by the weird bird that answered to door that Carrie doesn't live here any more.

 

[steveindenmark]

MY ex wife and I had dinner with Cliff, his friend and Patrick Macgoohan and his wife in a small, out of the way restaurant in Vale de Parra, Portugal. We were the only people in the restarant and so shared a table. It was a fun night and they were very normal people.

 

[Drago]

The film Cliffhanger was filmed entirely on location on Cliff Richards face. Indeed, the elderly popsters fizzog os now so rugged that Stallone and Lithgow had to reshoot some scenes on K2 to make them more realistic.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff Richard was in the film Quadrophenia and played one of the rockers. However his scenes had to be cut after he put 6 of the actors playing mods in hospital. Cliff remarked at the time, he was just trying to make it realistic.

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[Dave7]

Cliff hasn't been well lately and list a lot of weight. A friend said "sadly, he is just a shadow of his former self".

 

[Drago]

There was no love lost between Elvis and Cliff. Indeed, when the King needed the loo he'd announce to his entourage that he was just going to "drop Cliff off at the pool."

Indeed, when Elvis died his fans were so outraged that even the M.E. noted in his report that the King had died with 40lbs of Cliff in his colon.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Cliff Richard is desperate to throw off his "wild man of rock and roll" image.

 

[Drago]

When Cliff Richard first tried Stella Artois he famously spat it out in disgust and decalred it a "load of weakling donkey p*** brewed from tepid bathwater and hot dog brine."

Carlsberg spotted a good PR opportunity and developed Special Brew just for Cliff, who was so impressed he was to later write the lyrics, "Christmas time, special brew is fine..."

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff Richard was signed to play the Terminator. However the executives were concerned that Cliff‘s portrayal of a cyborg was too realistic for audiences to handle. Arnie then got the role.

 

[PeteXXX]

Cliff Richard didn't have the stabilisers removed from his bicycle until he was 46 years old.