True Facts About Mr T

[king of the mole hills]

They wanted to call him wat but then someone shouted you have missed a T
so that stuck

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr T was conceived in a Ford Model T, hence keeping the tradition of naming children after hank-panky -panky in a car bore offspring.
This is why there are nsmed like Mercedes, Porsche & Riley.
I don't want to think about why I was a Prefect Yugo at school!

FTFY.

 

[dicko]

I pity the fool that don't be cool. You pity the fool because you don't want to beat up a fool! You know, pity is between sorry and mercy. Fool.

 

[Drago]

I pity the fool that don't be cool. You pity the fool because you don't want to beat up a fool! You know, pity is between sorry and mercy. Fool.

T is wise. Very wise.

 

[PeteXXX]

Mr T got divorced from Mrs T because the lady wasn't for turning!

 

[Drago]

Mr T only drinks yphoo ea.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr T only drinks yphoo ea.

He also gets his food from jus ea

 

[stephec]

The rapper, Ice T, was such a fan of The A Team growing up that he changed his name in honour of his favourite, whom he decided was the coolest man on earth.

 

[Drago]

Mrs T's gold jewellery hides a body worn Time Transistor that he uses for righting the wrongs done by Chris Rea.

The TTT has other uses. When taken prisoner by bad chaps it ensures Mr T and his friends are always locked in a shed with a fully equipped workshop and an old bulldozer.

 

[king of the mole hills]

Mr T once started producing his own brand of toilet roll
The business soon went bankrupt because his paper wouldn't take shoot off anybody

 

[Drago]

Mr T shot to fame as Ronnie Corbett's bodyguard.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr T shot to fame as Ronnie Corbett's Sooty's bodyguard.

FTFY

 

[Drago]

Mr T's mortal enemy, Benedict Cumberbatch, redently spiked Mr T's milk with alcohol. This has left T somewhat tipsy, and in that state he's been playing with the time transistor. Every day the whole world is sent back in time by 24hrs, which is why every morning we see yet another proclamation about the winter fuel allowance.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr T's mortal enemy, Benedict Cumberbatch, redently spiked Mr T's milk with alcohol. This has left T somewhat tipsy, and in that state he's been playing with the time transistor. Every day the whole world is sent back in time by 24hrs, which is why every morning we see yet another proclamation about the winter fuel allowance.

Tell him to send us back at least 30 years, as I want to live my life again, knowing what I know now! 🤣

 

[FrankCrank]

Mr T was conceived in a Ford Model T, hence keeping the tradition of naming children after hank-panky -panky in a car bore offspring.
This is why there are nsmed like Mercedes, Porsche & Riley.
I don't want to think about why I was a Prefect at school!

That might explain Van Morrison.