True Facts About Mr T

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Mr T wrote a series of books about a group of adventurous children known as "The Famous five" under his pen name of Enid Blyton, however the last book he wrote wasn't able to be published, "Five Go To Vietnam" was considered inappropriate at the time, especially the part where Julian was drafted into the US Marine Corps, after Uncle Quentin & Aunt Fanny relocated to the US, taking the children with them

 

[Drago]

Mr T invented radio in 1972 as a means of entertainment for the deaf.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Mr T was inspired to get into acting after watching his hero and role model Charles Hawtrey

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T invented Tippex and launched it with “Aint no fool mistakes anymore”

 

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Mr T is known as ꟽɹ Ʇ in Australia

 

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Mr T has been keeping a low profile after he completed the latest round of pre-flight checks to a SpaceX Rocket, before take off, he was last heard telling the crew, "I ain't getting in no space ship, fool"

 

[Drago]

T in the Park is an annual festival for fans of the A Team.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T no longer wears his gold and it now powers the infinite improbability drive in the Heart of Gold.

 

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Mr T sold all his gold and it’s in the shops on Ponte Vecchio in Florence.

 

[Drago]

George Peppard disliked Mr T immensely, and thus smoked cigars laced with gold repellent.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Mr T actually enjoys flying, and says "No" to drugs in milk

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T has formed a barbershop quartet and tours the local Cotswold villages singing folk songs. Victoria Beckham is a particular keen fan, causing friction with David.

 

[Drago]

The education secretary is so impressed by Mrs T's words of sage wisdom that the government created T levels so youngsters could study the great man's teachings.

 

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c70rw09z6z2o
Mr T is currently helping Police in Rome with their inquiries after a Google Maps mishap, on his summer holiday to Italy, he has lost the deposit on his holiday hire car as he didn't bother with the collision damage waiver option.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In a private ceremony Emily Blunt marries Mr T